Order Jokes
181 order jokes and hilarious order puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about order that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article will discuss the different types of order jokes, including out of order, law and order, restraining order, orange order, purchase order, birth order, mail order, pecking order, preorder, waiter, and menu jokes. Discover funny jokes about all the different kinds of orders!
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Funniest Order Short Jokes
Short order jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The order humour may include short sort jokes also.
- I just saw my chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait, my bad. That wasn't my waiter.
- A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
- How do you buy a kitten when the pet store is closed? (Joke from my 10 yr old) You order it from the Cat-alogue
- 4th of July, The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
- So a guy walks into a bar and orders a pint of less. The bartender asks, "What's less?" The guy says "I don't know but the doctor told me I have to start drinking it."
- I ordered a balloon on aliexpress Tracking showed it was on the way and then it just disappeared. Has anyone seen it?
- My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a french alliance.
- A photon walks into a hotel and orders a room. The bellhop asks, Can I carry your baggage to your room for you? The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- My wife didn't order anything from amazon yesterday So the courier guy knocked on the door today to check if we were ok.
- I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." It was my complimentary nan
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Order One Liners
Which order one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with order? I can suggest the ones about price and rank.
- TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway Whoops, wrong sub.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon today I'll let you know.
- He got the order wrong Why did the customer get upset at the waiter?
- I know every single digit of pi! I just don't have them in the right order.
- What would two termites order at a restaurant? Table for 2
- An Apple fan walks into a bar.... Orders the same drink as yesterday, but pays more.
- I tell it in the wrong order. Why am i bad at telling jokes?
- I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was Won Ton.
- There is only one thing I don't like about ordering duck in a Chinese restaurant The bill
- A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round
- What did the Arts Major say to the Business Major? "Can I take your order?"
- to help cope with his loss Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old whiskey she didn't like it
- What is a cats way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement!
- What's the most popular drink ordered at bars? One more
- I'm so tired of hearing Law and Order jokes. They've all been done done.
Out Of Order Jokes
Here is a list of funny out of order jokes and even better out of order puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.
- In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82. "Hello."
- 007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle. His orders are to, "bond James, bond".
- When i was a boy, i had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive... It's a good thing my brother told me about it
- I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen
- In order to make a relationship work, you have to make a lot of sacrifices…. Which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden…
- A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.
- However, he can't, because the punch line is out of order. A man at a party wants to grab some punch, so he walks to the punch line.
- I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time? I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.
- A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake
Restraining Order Jokes
Here is a list of funny restraining order jokes and even better restraining order puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti So I put in a re-straining order.
- I feel like my girlfriend and I don't speak the same language sometimes I say we have a long distance relationship.
She says I have a restraining order. - My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as the judge insists on calling it, a restraining order
- I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I'm allowed to get.
- The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
- If you keep following your dreams... They're going to file a restraining order.
- My girlfriend and I have been practicing social distancing since the start of the pandemic. She calls it a restraining order for some weird reason.
- Love knows no distance... but restraining orders do.
- I just got Natalie Portman's autograph! Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still...
- Chasing your dreams is a terrible idea... At least that's what my restraining order says.
Mail Order Jokes
Here is a list of funny mail order jokes and even better mail order puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My dad and I(f) both ordered the same thing at the same time online. He got his before me. Mail privilege...
- It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship.
- So, I ordered a mail order bride from Czechoslovakia… Turns out she was my Czech mate
- Why should you ask a chess grandmaster to help you get a mail-order bride? They're really good at finding a Czech-mate.
- Just made this one up... My uncle recently ordered a mail order bride from the Czech Republic. The Czech is in the mail.
~I'll let myself out... - What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay? One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
- I had to return my new mail-order guitar So I marked it "return to Fender"
- Did you hear about the mail-order surgery kit you can have delivered straight to your door? It's called Suture Self.
- Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae
- I ordered a new joke in the mail... It's pretty funny, but I haven't quite gotten the delivery yet
Law And Order Jokes
Here is a list of funny law and order jokes and even better law and order puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Trump keeps talking about restoring "law and order." I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.
- The only thing on TV to watch is Law and Order: SVU and ESPN... ..and they're both talking about child molesters.
- Thought of this in the car What do you call it when it's required by law to numerically organize everyone's yard?
Lawn Order. - I just barely crossed the finish line in a Law and Order 5k race. I would have got first, but the cops beat me to it.
- Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.
- What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU? Women Say the Darndest Things
- You know the call Donald Trump "The Law and Order President", Because they are going to base three seasons of the show on him in a few years.
- There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories. The could call it "Law and hors d'oeuvres"
- I saw a Raisin on Law and Order SVU last night... It played a grape victim.
- What does a mathematician order from Popeyes? cos law
Entertaining Order Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about order you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rule jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make order pranks.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...
...they each order a pint. The Englishman gets his beer, looks at it and sees a fly in it. He immediately pushes the drink aside and demands a fresh pint. The Scotsman gets his drink and there's a fly in his. He calmly picks the fly out, flicks it aside and enjoys his drink. Finally, the Irishman gets his drink and there's a fly in his. He pulls it out, holds it by the wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out, you thief!"
Two jumper cables walk into a bar and order a drink.
The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."
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I ordered an Asian h**..., she arrived 2 hours late
She loves me wrong time.
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Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit
down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there
s**... back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says,
"How would you boys like a b**...?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him
unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do
that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting
a job!"
Two chemists walk into a bar.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."
The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.
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An order of monks are selling flowers...
...illegally on the lawn of the p**... Mansion, Hugh Hefner's property. Instead of calling the police, however, Hugh decides to spring into action and stop them himself. After an intense argument, the monks agree to leave peacefully. If it had been anybody else they would have gotten away with it; unfortunately for them, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Doctor's orders for more peace in your life
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
The Mathematician and the Waiter
A mathematician and his partner go to a restaurant one Sunday lunchtime. The waiter comes over and takes the mathematician's order: -
'I'd like one chicken breast, 10 roast potatoes, 100 baby carrots and 1,000 peas, please' he requests.
'Why sir!' Exclaimed the waiter. 'That's an order of magnitude!'
I have an eating disorder...
I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.
What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman?
Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?
A cute one I heard from a friend at work.
Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk and a deer. They go up to the bar and order 3 drinks. "5 dollars" Says the bartender. The deer looks at the duck and says "I don't have a buck to my name!" the skunk cries "I have no money, not even a scent!" but the duck says to the bartender "It's alright, just put it on my bill".
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A q**...!
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A q**...."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A q**..., please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "s**...!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'Quiche'."
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Two men sit down at a restaurant.
A waitress comes to their table and takes their drink order. When she returns a few minutes later with their beverages, she finds them both eating sandwiches out of paper bags. "Hey!" she says, "you can't eat your own food here!" So they trade sandwiches.
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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?
The restraining order
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Recently divorced Marine s**... slapped with a 1500 yard restraining order.
He is now struggling to understand the distance that has become between them, as well as windage.
So this piece of rope walks into a bar...
...and he tries to order a drink, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind roun' here!" The piece of rope walks outside, ties himself in half a couple times, rubs himself in the dirt and drags his edges. He walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey! Ain't you that same piece of rope?!" The piece of rope says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
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English Weather
I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly s**...'ite.
An American, an Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a German go to see a seminar
They show up late, and can only find seats in the back row. When the presenter notices them come in and take seats in the very back, he shouts to them, "Can you guys see me back there?"
They answered back in order, "Yes" "Oui" "Ken" "Si" "Ja"
There once was a woman who had 100 children....
She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety.
Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation.
One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
Only Ninety's kids will remember This.
DRINKING BUDDIES
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, "So where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Me too! I'll drink to that."
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Dublin are you from?"
"The East Side."
"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!"
They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where on the East Side are you from?"
"McDonagh Street."
"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender."It's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?"
The waitress leaned over the counter and says, "Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttooonnns"
A teenager had just passed his drivers test, and he asked his dad to buy him a car
"Dad, will you be able to get me a car?" Asked the boy
"I suppose a car would be in order *if* you can raise your grades from C's to B's, you study your Bible, and cut your hair." Replied the father.
After contemplating for many hours, the boy decided it was a good and fair compromise. Six weeks later, the father is astonished. His son was excelling in school, he studied his Bible every day, but his hair was still long and shaggy.
"I am very impressed with you" said the father "you are passing all of your classes, and you read the Bible every day. But why wont you cut your hair?"
"After reading the Bible, I have noticed something." Said the boy "Moses, Samson, and Absalom all had long hair. There is even evidence that *Jesus* may have had long hair!"
The father replied back "Did you also notice how they had to walk everywhere too?"
Three slabs of concrete walk into a bar
They sit down, order drinks and start bragging about how strong they are. As they're doing this a small bit of green tarmac walks in and they hide under the table as it orders its drink.
When it leaves they all get up and the barman asks them
"What's up with you guys? I thought all of you were tough."
"Oh, we're tough," they said, "but he's a cycle path."
Ordering a cake over the phone
"And what would you like the cake to say?"
[covers phone to ask wife]
"Honey, do we want a talking cake?"
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Why did Medusa order pizza?
Her boyfriend was s**....
So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night...
The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money
A man walks into a bar ...
And proceeds to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sure, that'll be 25 cents please". The man almost spits out his beer in shock.
"Wow, 25 cents! I'll get some chicken wings too!"
The bartender replies, "That'll be 30 cents!"
"Where is the owner", asks the man, "I want to shake his hand!"
"Upstairs with my sister", replies the barkeep.
"Huh, why?", asks the confused costumer.
"He's doing to her, what I'm doing to his bar."
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Best lines when dealing with telemarketers
Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you r**... 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?
I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink,
I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, a kind gentleman approached and offered to push my stool in.
A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else.
The barman says "now *that's* an order of magnitude!"
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
The waiter came up to our table.
He said, "Can I take your order?"
I said, "Sure."
He said, "Thanks, I'm just really hungry."
The Doctor made me walk again...
Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill
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United States
Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"Which part did you get?"
A robot man walks into a robot restaurant.
A robot waiter approaches and asks him for his robot order.
The robot man orders a robot steak.
The robot waiter asks him how he wants his robot steak prepared.
The robot man replies, "Weld on".
A man wakes up one morning to find that he's grown a thick beard and is wearing a turban....
He, being very concerned and disoriented, calls his boss in order to see if he can get the day off.
Man: "Boss, I just woke up with a turban and a long, thick beard. I think I need a day to figure things out."
Boss: " So what are you saying....?"
Man: "I'm calling in Sikh."
Ordered 4 drinks at McDonald's.....
....so they wouldn't think all 50 chicken nuggets were for me.
A man goes to the Doctor
*Guy*: Doctor, My girlfriend is
pregnant but we always used double
protection. Then, how is it possible?
*Doctor*: Let me tell you a story to make you realize that it is possible.
"There was a Hunter who always carried a
Gun wherever he went.
One day, he took his Umbrella instead of his
Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him.
In order to scare the Lion, the hunter used the Umbrella like a
Gun and shot the Lion, the Lion collapsed & died!
*Guy*:This is totally Nonsense!!
"Someone else must
have shot the Lion"
*Doctor*: Good!! You understood the Story. Next patient please... .
Note: My friend just told me this joke so I'm not sure if it's been here before
A store manager heard his clerk tell a customer, No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon.
Horrified, the manager came running over to the customer and said, Of course we'll have some soon. We placed an order last week. Then the manager drew the clerk aside. Never, he snarled, Never, never, never say we're out of anything- say we've got it on order and it's coming. Now, what was it she wanted anyway? The clerk said, Rain!
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A black man walks into an all white bar and orders a drink.
They tell him "we don't serve n**... here"
And he replies with "Good, I wasn't planning to order any."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one walks up and orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third one wants 1/4 of a beer, and the next wants just 1/8th. The bartender sees where this is going, and stops them before anyone else can order.
The bartender pours two beers, hands them over, and says "You guys should really know your limits".
What did the caveman order at the cafeteria?
A Club Sandwich
3 Irish brothers always get a pint together after work
2 of them moved away, and the 1 brother who stayed would order 3 pints so it would feel like any other night at the pub with his brothers
One day he orders 2 pints, the pub falls silent and the barkeep says they are on the house and offers his condolences. The barkeep then asks which brother had died and the guy says his brothers are both healthy. "But you only ordered 2 pints" to which he replied "oh, I quit drinking"
So, Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper...
So Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper when the apostles notice he has closed his eyes, and is rubbing the bridge of his nose. Exasperated, he asks: "Why... WHY would anyone order wine?"
What did the Jedi order at the Italian restaurant?
Only one cannoli.
The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..
They want them to be longer, in order to make them more secure. It's not because they're worried about spies cracking the codes. It's just that they want them to be over 140 characters so Trump can't tweet them out.
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After my mother's f**..., we all went for lunch at an Indian restaurant. When the waiter came to check that we had everything on our order he noticed my daughter crying.
He asked me what was wrong, I told him she was just missing her nan.
A guy goes to a cake shop and says:
- Can you please make me a cake that says "you are the only one for me"?
- Yes sir.
- Well, I'll order five of those.
I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl.
It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
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An attractive waitress approaches a table of two men and asks them what they would like to order.
How about a q**...? asks the one man. She immediately throws his water in his face and storms off to call the manager.
His friend leans across the table and says, Dude, it's pronounced quiche .
Man walks into a library and orders an incredibly hot curry.
"This is a library", says the librarian
"Oh, sorry", replies the man
"*I'd like to order an incredibly hot curry please*", he whispers
Smart waitress
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
You order one pizza
You love it.
Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.
Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.
That's the domino effect.
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I murdered the pizza delivery man for messing up my order and had to cover it up.
I ordered another pizza to calm my nerves and the second delivery man noticed the body, so I had to kill him too. Now I feel even more nervous so I ordered yet another pizza. I think it's starting to become a domino effect.
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves
Looks like the boa cons tricked her
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"
So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".
He's an artificial sweetner.
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
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My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture.
Wow thanks I'm cured.
The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.
I said alphabetically or by age
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people.
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Four surgeons
Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."
The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."
The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.
The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the a**... and head are interchangeable."
