Ordeal Jokes
12 ordeal jokes and hilarious ordeal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ordeal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ordeal Short Jokes
Short ordeal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ordeal humour may include short duel jokes also.
- On the bright side of this United Airlines ordeal. At least they won't have any more problems with overbooking.
- I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret.
- I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming.
- I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal. Never hire a board of directors.
- There was not a lot known personally about the survivors of the Donner party, as they shunned human contact after the ordeal. Apparently, they were fed up with people.
- If we've learned one thing from this whole Ray Rice ordeal, it's that... ...you should always take the stairs.
- I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
- Q: Why is air a ton like s**...? A: Because it's no major ordeal unless you're not getting any.
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Ordeal One Liners
Which ordeal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ordeal? I can suggest the ones about agony and dilemma.
- Did you hear about the paddle sale? It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).
Hilarious Fun Ordeal Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about ordeal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean journey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ordeal pranks.
in for a penny, in for a pound
A farmer is in the outhouse, and when he pulls up his pants, a quarter rolls out of his pocket and falls down the hole. He swears and pulls out his wallet and throws down a $5 bill. Later as he's telling his wife about the ordeal, she asks, Wait, why'd you throw in the $5 bill? He replied, Well I wasn't about to go down there for a quarter!
My wife died in my arms today because she didn't know her own blood type.
She kept yelling "Be Positive" throughout the whole ordeal. I still don't know how she kept such a positive attitude all the way until the end.
3 old women sitting on a park bench one sunday morning
when a guy jumps out of the bushes, flashes them, then runs off. Due to the ordeal the first woman, she had a s**.... The second woman also had a s**.... The third woman ... well, her arms were too short to reach.
