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probably won't get him laid
A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.
"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.
"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love arrows?"
"No, I'm Legolas killing orcs"
What type of oil do orcs use in their machinery?
Mordor Oil
There's a guy in a club...
There's a guy in a club imitating that he is throwing arrows at women.
One of the women, smiling, goes and says: Hi
The man responds: Hi
The woman says, still smiling: What are you, Cupid throwing love arrows at women?
The man answers: No, I am Legolas, killing orcs.
Where do Orcs go to school?
Uruk-Hai
I walked into a disco, and there were Orcs, Trolls, and Nazgûl doing their best moves.
It was Mordor on the dance floor.
How do Orcs of Mordor preserve their meat?
They use Sauron wrap
What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?
That's a LOTR orcs!
How do Orcs eat their food?
By goblin it down.
What do you call orcs playing instruments?
An **orc**esthra
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