The Best 35 Orchestra Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Orchestra jokes. There are some orchestra classical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these orchestra saxophone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Orchestra Jokes and Puns

Sorry, tuba players...

A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.

When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"

The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"

The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

"I joined the orchestra!"

PSA: I'm starting a minimalist orchestra!

It's just like a regular orchestra but without the bells and whistles.

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra,

too much sax and violins.

Orchestra joke, I would never let my kids watch the orchestra,

I'd never let my children watch the orchestra

There's too much sax and violins.

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If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is most likely to get hit?

The conductor.


How did the orchestra start a riot?

With violins

Never let anyone put you down. Take my mate Jim for example. He was told just because he's deaf he can't play in an orchestra...

But did he listen...

Orchestra joke, Never let anyone put you down. Take my mate Jim for example. He was told just because he's deaf he c

Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5

Little Billy started playing organ when he was 5. He practiced and practiced every day. He had heard of this orchestra from his town that was really hard to get accepted into. This made him want to practice and practice even more. He even got private lessons with a skilled organist. Finally, the day came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out. The organ was broken. The judge immediately arranged for another organ. As Billy began to play, the organ also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. The judge arranged for yet another organ for Billy, but that one broke down as well. The judge suddenly collapsed to the ground.

At the hospital, the doctors pronounced the judge dead and performed an autopsy.

"The cause of death appears to be multiple organ failure."

Why shouldn't you let your kids watch an orchestra?

There's a lot of *sax and violins*.

I don't let my kids watch the orchestra

Too much sax and violins

I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor.

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Why are band and orchestra rated R?

All the sax and violins

Why can't kids watch the orchestra?

To much sax and violins

How do they make music in Mordor?

With an Orchestra.

Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?

Some blame it on the conductor.

After an orchestra drummer performed particularly poorly, the conductor sarcastically told him, "when they find someone who can't play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer."

The drummer retorted, "and if he can't play that either, they take away one stick and make him the conductor."

Orchestra joke, After an orchestra drummer performed particularly poorly, the conductor sarcastically told him, "whe

I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra...

Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...

I got a job assisting a fledgling orchestra with their day to day activities and helping to organize upcoming shows...

My official title is Band Aide.

(I thought of this in the shower, so it's definitely not funny)

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.


I once tried to sleep with an entire orchestra

but I only made it to the second bass

A man walks into his orchestra rehearsal...

carrying some corn on the cob as his instrument.

The conductor asks him Will you need any sheet music?

The man replies, Nah, I'll play it by ear.

Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra

He was eventually found in the horns section.

The violinists in an orchestra don't do much

They just fiddle around

There was a brawl at the orchestra today.

Lots of violin-ce

The sound from an orchestra on stage is designed to bounce around the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a Pigeon on stage does not do this...

The reason is a Coo sticks....


sorry, ill see my way out...

Why was Gandhi thrown out of the orchestra?

He rejected the violins.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

An orchestra was hit by lightning

Only the conductor died

I took my orchestra onto a train one day

The conductor was rubbish

What do you call a band of orchas?

An orchestra

Lighting strikes an orchestra who gets hit first?

The conducter

.... I'll see myself out

What do you call a homeless monkey in the woodwind part of an orchestra?

The oboe bonobo hobo.

You think you're special because you suddenly don't identify as male or female?

The Siberian Orchestra has identified as 'trans' for over 20 years.

My dog sat watching the orchestra play...

My dog sat watching the orchestra play, he was staring at the conductor and I could see what he was thinking ... for f\*\*\*s sake ..Just throw the f\*\*\*ng thing.

Why is that guy directing the orchestra so electrifying?

Because he is the conductor.

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