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Orbiting Sun Jokes

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Hilarious Fun Orbiting Sun Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good orbiting sun joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of pluto was at your feet,

Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

Pluto's Orbit

Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?

The US has avoided disaster..

by electing Donald Trump, our country's cumulative sigh of relief that surely would've thrown our planet out of its orbit and into the sun, has been avoided.

Why does the Earth orbit around the sun.

Who wouldn't want to be around something as hot as that?

Good Point!

An American, Russian and a Pol are sitting in a bar having a few drinks. The Russian stands up and proclaims "We Russians are the best because we were first to send a satellite into orbit! The American stands up and say's That's nothing. We Americans were first to put a man on the Moon! The Pol stands up and says You are both fools! We Pol's will be the first to send a man to the Sun! The Russian and American laugh at the Pol and say, You can't send a man to the sun. They will be burned to a crisp. The Pol says, Ah! We thought of that. We will send them at night!


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