Orbiting Earth Jokes
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A cow joke
Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.
The Falcon Heavy is now the world's most powerful rocket
The Falcon Heavy can put around 140,000 pounds of cargo into lower Earth orbit, more than twice as much weight as any other operational rocket. This powerful vehicle could open up entirely new types of business for SpaceX: launching heavy national security satellites or even sending large modules or your mom into deep space.
Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum.
They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.
Pluto's Orbit
Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?
What does the recently discovered TRAPPIST-1 star with seven Earth-size planets orbiting it, and Tyrion Lannister have in common?
They are both ultra-cool dwarves.
Whats the word im looking for?
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?
Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit.
Its the first heard shot 'round the world.
It's the year 1987...
Last year the space station Mir appeared to be launched into orbit. The key word being appeared. The space station is actually just a hologram designed to fool the United States! Right here on Earth exists a tiny scale replica, containing tiny versions of every item that would go up in a real shuttle. There are miniature parcels of food, space suits, and even a Russian flag. The items are held in a secret base hidden in the Russian wilderness. Thus the saying...
Objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
Why does the Earth orbit around the sun.
Who wouldn't want to be around something as hot as that?
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