The Best 25 Orbit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Orbit jokes. There are some orbit moon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these orbit mir puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Orbit Jokes and Puns

If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet,

Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

Justin told me my mama was so fat she had a gravitational orbit ...

I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.

Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!

SpaceX to launch ten cows up into orbit

It'll be the herd shot around the world.

Orbit joke, SpaceX to launch ten cows up into orbit

A cow joke

Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.

You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days.

They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.

It was a herd shot round the world.

The Falcon Heavy is now the world's most powerful rocket

The Falcon Heavy can put around 140,000 pounds of cargo into lower Earth orbit, more than twice as much weight as any other operational rocket. This powerful vehicle could open up entirely new types of business for SpaceX: launching heavy national security satellites or even sending large modules or your mom into deep space.

What do you call a fish in orbit?


Orbit joke, What do you call a fish in orbit?

Did you hear the one about the astronaut masturbating for ninety minutes in orbit?

He came full circle.

Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit?

It was the herd shot round the world.

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!

Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum.

They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.

You can explore orbit jupiter reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean orbit stellar dad jokes. There are also orbit puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A planet is a celestial body that is in orbit around a star, has sufficient gravity to make itself round and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

That's why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.

Your mother is a head turner

By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit

Pluto's Orbit

Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?

Yo mama's so fat...

... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit.

What's a fish in orbit?

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Orbit joke, What's a fish in orbit?

I heard the moon's orbit is chabging and is going to affect the tides...

I'm not sure people understand the gravity of this situation.

The US has avoided disaster..

by electing Donald Trump, our country's cumulative sigh of relief that surely would've thrown our planet out of its orbit and into the sun, has been avoided.

Astronauts who were in orbit for a long time discovered that human foreskin grows back in zero gravity

The effect is known as space de-bris

What is a planet's favorite type of gum?


If I send a letter to the International Space Station...

does that mean it's in stationery orbit?

I ordered a meal from the International Space Station.

My sides are in orbit.

In light of the recent NASA news....

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum?
No? Well he got stuck in Orbit.

What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world?


Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit.

Its the first heard shot 'round the world.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the orbit launch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working orbit space piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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