Orbit Jokes

49 orbit jokes and hilarious orbit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about orbit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Orbit Short Jokes

Short orbit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The orbit humour may include short planet jokes also.

  1. If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
  2. We learned about the orbitals of an atom today... It was pretty Bohring.
    I'll let myself out.
  3. What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? "2p or not 2p, that is the question."
  4. You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.
    It was a herd shot round the world.
  5. I had a chance to buy an ant that had been on a recent trip to the ISS... But it was too exorbitant for an ex-orbit ant.
  6. Your momma's so fat... Her picture fell off the wall
    She wears a 3 piece bikini
    There are smaller fat women orbiting her
    Her tampons come equipped with On Star
  7. Today SpaceX announced plans to launch several Guernsey cows into low earth orbit They shall be known as "The Herd Shot Round The World."
  8. Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world.
  9. Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum. They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.
  10. What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science.

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Orbit One Liners

Which orbit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orbit? I can suggest the ones about rocket and sphere.

  1. SpaceX to launch ten cows up into orbit It'll be the herd shot around the world.
  2. What's the moon's favorite gum? Orbit.
  3. What do you call a fish in orbit? Trouterspace.
  4. What did one S-orbital electron say to the other? "I'll be right back, I have to go P."
  5. What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars.
  6. What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut? An *orbit*-tuary!
  7. Your mom is so fat... She has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
  8. Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit.
  9. What do you call a potato orbiting Earth? Spudnik.
  10. [OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital
  11. What's a fish in orbit? trouter space
  12. What is an astronaut's favorite power tool? An orbital sander
  13. What is a planet's favorite type of gum? Orbit
  14. I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit.
  15. Your momma so fat... She got smaller fat people orbiting around her.

Earth Orbit Jokes

Here is a list of funny earth orbit jokes and even better earth orbit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What does the recently discovered TRAPPIST-1 star with seven Earth-size planets orbiting it, and Tyrion Lannister have in common? They are both ultra-cool dwarves.
  • Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?
  • Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit. Its the first heard shot 'round the world.
  • Yo mama so fat, if she jumps Earth flies out of orbit
  • Why does the Earth orbit around the sun. Who wouldn't want to be around something as hot as that?

Satellites Orbit Jokes

Here is a list of funny satellites orbit jokes and even better satellites orbit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Breaking: North Korea launches its first orbital satellite! Splunknik
  • Yo mamma so fat... ... she pulls satellites out of orbit with her gravity.
Orbit joke, Yo mamma so fat...

Orbit joke, Yo mamma so fat...

Witty Orbit Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about orbit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oval jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make orbit pranks.

Justin told me my mama was so fat she had a gravitational orbit ...

I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.
Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!

A cow joke

Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.

The Falcon Heavy is now the world's most powerful rocket

The Falcon Heavy can put around 140,000 pounds of cargo into lower Earth orbit, more than twice as much weight as any other operational rocket. This powerful vehicle could open up entirely new types of business for SpaceX: launching heavy national security satellites or even sending large modules or your mom into deep space.

Did you hear the one about the astronaut m**... for ninety minutes in orbit?

He came full circle.

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!

A planet is a celestial body that is in orbit around a star, has sufficient gravity to make itself round and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

That's why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.

Your mother is a head turner

By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit

Pluto's Orbit

Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?

I heard the moon's orbit is chabging and is going to affect the tides...

I'm not sure people understand the gravity of this situation.

The US has avoided disaster..

by electing Donald Trump, our country's cumulative sigh of relief that surely would've thrown our planet out of its orbit and into the sun, has been avoided.

Astronauts who were in orbit for a long time discovered that human f**... grows back in zero gravity

The effect is known as space de-bris

If I send a letter to the International Space Station...

does that mean it's in stationery orbit?

In light of the recent NASA news....

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum?
No? Well he got stuck in Orbit.

What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world?


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