Orbit Jokes
41 orbit jokes and hilarious orbit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about orbit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Orbit Short Jokes
Short orbit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The orbit humour may include short planet jokes also.
- If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
- We learned about the orbitals of an atom today... It was pretty Bohring.
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I'll let myself out. - What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? "2p or not 2p, that is the question."
- I had a chance to buy an ant that had been on a recent trip to the ISS... But it was too exorbitant for an ex-orbit ant.
- Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum. They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.
- What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science.
- I heard the moon's orbit is chabging and is going to affect the tides... I'm not sure people understand the gravity of this situation.
- What does the recently discovered TRAPPIST-1 star with seven Earth-size planets orbiting it, and Tyrion Lannister have in common? They are both ultra-cool dwarves.
- The US has avoided disaster.. by electing Donald Trump, our country's cumulative sigh of relief that surely would've thrown our planet out of its orbit and into the sun, has been avoided.
- If I send a letter to the International Space Station... does that mean it's in stationery orbit?
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Orbit One Liners
Which orbit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orbit? I can suggest the ones about rocket and sphere.
- SpaceX to launch ten cows up into orbit It'll be the herd shot around the world.
- What's the moon's favorite gum? Orbit.
- What do you call a fish in orbit? Trouterspace.
- What did one S-orbital electron say to the other? "I'll be right back, I have to go P."
- What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars.
- What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut? An *orbit*-tuary!
- [OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital
- What is an astronaut's favorite power tool? An orbital sander
- I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit.
- My wife's gynecologist does her pap smear with an orbital sander... He's a Ryobi-GYN
- Breaking: North Korea launches its first orbital satellite! Splunknik
- It's not often I read about oddly coloured orbiting planets. About once in a blue moon.
- Hey India Your MOM is in orbit around mars!
- Yo momma's so fat, when she f**..., she launched herself into orbit.
Earth Orbit Jokes
Here is a list of funny earth orbit jokes and even better earth orbit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?
- Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit. Its the first heard shot 'round the world.
- Why does the Earth orbit around the sun. Who wouldn't want to be around something as hot as that?
Witty Orbit Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about orbit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oval jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make orbit pranks.
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Justin told me my mama was so fat she had a gravitational orbit ...
I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.
Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!
A cow joke
Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.
The Falcon Heavy is now the world's most powerful rocket
The Falcon Heavy can put around 140,000 pounds of cargo into lower Earth orbit, more than twice as much weight as any other operational rocket. This powerful vehicle could open up entirely new types of business for SpaceX: launching heavy national security satellites or even sending large modules or your mom into deep space.
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Did you hear the one about the astronaut m**... for ninety minutes in orbit?
He came full circle.
A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.
A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!
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Your mother is a head turner
By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit
Pluto's Orbit
Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?
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Astronauts who were in orbit for a long time discovered that human f**... grows back in zero gravity
The effect is known as space de-bris
In light of the recent NASA news....
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum?
No? Well he got stuck in Orbit.
What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world?
Hyperbole
It's the year 1987...
Last year the space station Mir appeared to be launched into orbit. The key word being appeared. The space station is actually just a hologram designed to fool the United States! Right here on Earth exists a tiny scale replica, containing tiny versions of every item that would go up in a real shuttle. There are miniature parcels of food, space suits, and even a Russian flag. The items are held in a secret base hidden in the Russian wilderness. Thus the saying...
Objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
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Good Point!
An American, Russian and a Pol are sitting in a bar having a few drinks. The Russian stands up and proclaims "We Russians are the best because we were first to send a satellite into orbit! The American stands up and say's That's nothing. We Americans were first to put a man on the Moon! The Pol stands up and says You are both fools! We Pol's will be the first to send a man to the Sun! The Russian and American laugh at the Pol and say, You can't send a man to the sun. They will be burned to a crisp. The Pol says, Ah! We thought of that. We will send them at night!
