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10 orangutan jokes and hilarious orangutan puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about orangutan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good orangutan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

I'm not saying my house has too many books

But I just saw an orang-utan in the kitchen, looking for a banana.

Just monkeying around

An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!'
His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'

What do you call an orangutan holding a spoon?

I don't know I was asking you

An orangutan in the zoo has two books

The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper—or his keeper's brother.

The US is the only country in the world to say "Our president is such a d**......

I bet a monkey could do a better job" and then actually follow through by electing an orangutan as their president.

Today I found out that women give off the same pheromone scent as female orangutans.

That's the last time I wear a blindfold during s**....

Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...

People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!

What do apes call sunbathing?

Orangutanning.

Scientists in China have successfully cloned three orangutans

"It really is quite impossible to tell any of them apart," said one of the orangutans.

Orangutan joke, Scientists in China have successfully cloned three orangutans


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