The Best 11 Orangutan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Orangutan jokes. There are some orangutan chimpanzee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these orangutan chimp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Orangutan Jokes and Puns

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

I'm not saying my house has too many books

But I just saw an orang-utan in the kitchen, looking for a banana.

Just monkeying around

An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!'
His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'

Orangutan joke, Just monkeying around

What do you call an orangutan holding a spoon?

I don't know I was asking you

An orangutan in the zoo has two books

The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperβ€”or his keeper's brother.


The US is the only country in the world to say "Our president is such a douche...

I bet a monkey could do a better job" and then actually follow through by electing an orangutan as their president.

Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...

People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!

Orangutan joke, Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...

What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas?

An orangutan.

What do you call an orangutan who yells at other monkeys?

Harangue-gutan

The new 'Planet of the Apes' movie seems all the more realistic

Now that America is lead by an orangutan

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!!

Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the orangutan exhibit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working orangutan monkey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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