Orange Peel Jokes
19 orange peel jokes and hilarious orange peel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about orange peel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Orange Peel Short Jokes
Short orange peel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The orange peel humour may include short banana peel jokes also.
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well...
All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here - What's the difference between a baby and an orange? You peel the skin off the orange before you eat it.
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Orange Peel One Liners
Which orange peel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orange peel? I can suggest the ones about orange tan and orange walk.
- What do you call a haunted orange peel? Po-zest
- What can't Mike Tyson peel oranges? He gets pithed off.
- What does a sick-orange say to a ripe orange? "I dont peel so well"
- After you peel an orange... ...you get to enjoy the fruit of your labor.
- Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
- A friend of mine succeeded to peel an orange perfectly It was an apeeling sight.
- Doctor says I have to stop eating the skin of oranges That was a bitter peel to s**...
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What funny jokes about orange peel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orange juice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make orange peel pranks.
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Past& Sees Her.
Susie is a p**... who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past& sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised& ask her 'how do u do it at your age?'she replies ,I take my teeth out, peel back the skin& s**... 'em until they're dry.
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What did the orange say to the banana?
You look very a-peeling.
Just kidding. You look o*K*.
**The banana, like many of the people reading this, was not amused.**
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Oranges.
There's this p**...,and she's getting arrested with a bunch of other prostitutes.
The police make them line up against a wall.
An old lady is walking down the street, when she notices her grandaughter is in the line.
"What is this line for, dear?"
It's for oranges!- the p**... says.
"Ooh! I love oranges!"
The old lady joins the line.
The police officer is walking down the line, taking photos of each woman, when he stops at the old lady.
"Dear god! You're an old woman, you have no teeth!..how on earth do you do it!?"
The old lady takes off her glasses, looks the cop dead in the eye and says
Well...I just peel back the skin and s**... em dry!!!