Orange Order Jokes
12 orange order jokes and hilarious orange order puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about orange order that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Orange Order Short Jokes
Short orange order jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The orange order humour may include short orange walk jokes also.
- I ordered a beer at a restaurant that was served with an orange slice. I told the server "i dont always put an orange in my beer, just once in a Blue Moon.
- Why did the customer drink the apple juice? Although she had ordered orange juice, she noticed that the restaurant was busy, and wasn't Karen about it.
- A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar... The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation.
- A Muslim walked into a bar and ordered 72 glasses of orange juice, each with a lemon slice Why?
Because he wanted 72 v**... Paradise
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Orange Order One Liners
Which orange order one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orange order? I can suggest the ones about orange tan and orange color.
- heres a list of all my crushes orange
pinapple
cherry
brad pitt
in that order!!
Orange Order Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about orange order you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orange soda jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make orange order pranks.
Two pieces of Road walk into a bar
They order two large beers and talk loudly, they are the toughest pieces of road in the building.
15 minutes later, a small piece of pavement walks through and asks for a small orange juice. When the roads see him, they move into the corner and stay quiet.
The bartender notices this and goes over to them and says I thought you two were the toughest they come, why are you scared of that small, quiet guy? They respond with:
You should be careful with him, He's a Cycle Path
Based on a true story (programming, walks into a bar)
Two programmers walk into a bar. The Python programmer orders an orange juice. The C programmer gets a look of disgust and says "You're in a bar! You should order an alcoholic drink!" The Python programmer gets his juice, pulls out his wallet, and pays for his drink. The C programmer tells the bartender, "I want a hard whiskey, and put it on my tab." The Python programmer gets a look of disgust and shouts "Tab?!?"
Watch where you eat or it'll watch you
I ordered Chinese from a local place, went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving
I thought w**... is that?
Has something gotten into the bag?
I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so I pulled over, leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the orange chicken!
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down.
And there it was
A Peeking Duck
A Jewish couple visit China
A Jewish couple is visiting China, and as they sit down to dinner they begin to wonder about whether there are any ancient synagogues to visit.
The waiter comes to take their order, and the couple asks if there are any Chinese jews, the waiter asks them to wait a minute and comes right back.
"We have apple Jews, orange Jews, grape Jews, but no Chinese Jews."
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.
The android burned my toast. A few scavengers took my orange juice. I was berated for ordering savage human food. Don't order from the future.
2 jews walk into a mexican restaurant in mexico...
And order some mexican food. While they're waiting they begin to talk about how judaism is the biggest religion in the world & that even jesus was a jew.
Then one of them thinks "since we're in mexico I wouldn't doubt it if there's mexican jews around here somewhere" they wave down their waitress & ask her if she can ask around and see if there's any mexican jews... The waitress giving them an odd look agrees.
About 5 minutes pass and the waitress comes back and says she asked everybody at her tables & no mexican jews. Still convinced he asks her waitress to ask the manager & the head chef if there's any mexican jews. Again... Odd look but agrees.
After another 5 minutes the waitress comes back & says "sorry sir, I asked my manager & all the cooks in the back and there's no mexican jews... But we have apple jews, orange jews, carrot jews.....