Orange Color Jokes
36 orange color jokes and hilarious orange color puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about orange color that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Orange Color Short Jokes
Short orange color jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The orange color humour may include short yellow color jokes also.
- I just got diagnosed with color blindness. I gotta say this diagnosis came out of the orange.
- I've just been told by my doctor that I'm color blind It completely came out of the orange
- I wish orange was a common color option for android phones Would make it easier to compare them to Apples.
- At least the USA is getting two colored presidents in a row. After all, orange is the new black.
- I've always said I don't care what color our president is... I never expected it to be orange though
- I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange...
- I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.
- Remember it's St Patrick's day today, try and stand out from the crowd... ... wear all orange, it's also an Irish color
- Why was the orange-colored metal police officer found not guilty of trespassing inside the world largest dime? Everyone knew that copper was in a cent.
- It doesn't matter what color of skin you have Whether it's purple, black, orange, brown, or normal.
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Orange Color One Liners
Which orange color one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orange color? I can suggest the ones about yellow orange and orange tan.
- What's the loudest color? YELL-O!
(Orange ya glad I didn't say red?) - What is a Vietnamese's favorite color? Not orange.
- What color is jam in Germany? The skin is brown and the inside is orange.
- What is blue, green, red, yellow, and orange? Colors
- What do you call an amber colored SUV? Orange Rover
- Americans like changing colors First they go white, then black and now orange.
- what is round, a fruit, and the name of a color? orange
- "Why do they call it orange juice, it's not even orange?" — Color blind people
- if Peter has 5 oranges and Jamal takes 3 away... what color is Jamal?
Orange Color Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about orange color you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orange jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make orange color pranks.
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
X-ray Parrot
A street vendor claims that his pet parrot can tell the color of the p**... of the women walking by.
Three nuns come by and the parrot yells "yellow, white, green!"
The nuns are impressed.
The next day the parrot says "blue, orange, purple!!" and the nuns can't believe it.
The third day, they decide to throw a curve ball and not wear anything.
The parrot says "s**..., s**..., curly"
Me: After Barack it will be a while before we got another president of color.
Me now:...I didn't think it would happen so soon, and that the color would be orange
An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada.
He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous s**... and embankments, like an alleyway out of Florence in the 1500s, but made out of clay stones.
He sees two gentlemen working on fixing a small crack in the street, the only blemish for blocks.
One of them is pounding down the clay with a wide-head sledgehammer, thwap thwap!
The other is on his knees with a compass and a pick and a broom, adjusting the grade of the street material.
He interrupts them to say, Excuse me gentlemen! I hate to be a bother, but I just want to applaud your hard work on this alleyway. It's rare a city takes such good care with its streets and this one is one of the best.
The man with the sledge stops and says, Well, we appreciate that sir. You know your streets, it seems! Would it surprise you to know that the composition of this street is not adobe? It's mulched with our native nut trees, the cashew nut. That's what gives it its softness. When it rains, the petrichor has a slight sweetness due to the cashew, and the town smells fantastic. I'm just hammering it down before it gets too cold.
Well, I'll be! cried the archaeologist. And what's that fellow up to? pointing to the man on his knees.
Oh him! He's in charge of checking the grade of the clay. If it's too rough, he picks and sweeps it. Backbreaking work. We hire four of them, one for each season. And since autumn just arrived, he's got a few months yet. So you see...
And here the man paused...
So you see...my hammered alley is really 'cashews clay'. And he is the gradist.
The gradist...of fall time.
A dad goes to the mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had s**... with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall...
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down with the old man . He had spiked hair in all different colors : green , red , orange , blue and yellow
The old man just stared at the young man
Every time the young man looked , The old man was staring
Young man : What's the matter old timer , Never done anything wild your life?
Without batting an eye , The old man replied , "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot , I was wondering if you were my son".
Old man in the mall
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? The old man did not bat an eye in his response, Got drunk once and had s**... with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.