Orang Jokes
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- Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump. But I guess comparing apples to orange is unfair.
- Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.
- Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.
- What do apple and Donald Trump have in common? I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
- There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female… If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.
If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female. - I always thought that Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump but then I realized that I'm comparing apples to oranges
- What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
- What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! - How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern? They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.
- Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.
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Orang One Liners
Which orang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orang? I can suggest the ones about orange juice and chimp.
- What rhymes with Orange No it doesn't
- I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory...... I just couldn't concentrate.
- This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind. It came completely out of the orange.
- What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
- What is the highest religious authority among oranges called? The Pulp.
- I dream of one day swimming in an ocean of orange carbonated water It's my Fanta sea.
- What do you get when rubbing two oranges together Pulp friction
- A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
- Oprah could be the next President. Black is the new Orange.
- What do you call gingers in auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews
- What is Donald Trump's Spy Name? Agent Orange!
- I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate
- Why can't you compare millionaires Tim Cook and donald trump? Apples and oranges.
- My friend says to me: what rhymes with orange I say: no it doesn't
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Why did the orange fleshed melon have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?
Obviously because it Cantelope.
This orange does not taste right...
I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box.
Orange Jews
Three of my best friends and I are Jewish in a school with a total of probably 20 Jewish kids (so everyone know we are Jewish). This year for Halloween, the four of us are all going dressed in orange morph suits. If anyone asks what we are, we will simply respond with "orange juice."
What did one orange say to the other orange?
Do you speak Mandarin?
Orange Jews
100% Concentrated.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
why did the orange fail school?
It couldn't concentrate.
An orange and a banana go to a bar...
the banana has already bought a few drinks so he turns to the orange, points to the bar and says 'your round'. The orange starts getting very angry and yells back 'yeah well at least I'm not bent!'
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
I shall take my leave now.
Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?
He wasn't concentrated.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because she wasn't peeling very well...
All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten?
Because he wasn't feeling appealing.
What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?
Gingers
How to tell if an orange likes to party
Just Invitamin-C.
An orangutan in the zoo has two books
The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper—or his keeper's brother.
An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..
They will be screening Pulp Fiction
Orange is the new white
rest are black.
Why is Orange County so popular?
Because it has appeal.
...I'll see myself out.
Do you think an orange wants to be juice?
Or is it just pear pressure?
Orange is the new Black.
in the white house.
Why did the orange stop rolling halfway up the hill?
Because he ran out of juice!
Orange is the New Black predicted the future…
Just take a look at our President and you'll see what I mean.
If you have 4 oranges and 3 grapefruit in one hand, and 3 oranges and 4 grapefruit in the other hand, what do you have?
Very large hands
What's orange at the top and black at the bottom?
Society
What's orange, has a pointy head, and can take someone to the top?
An upvote.
What is orange and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Did you know oranges have genders?
If one squirts in your eye without warning, it's a male.
If it's bitter for absolutely no reason, it's female.
What's orange, empty headed, and tries to be scary?
A jack o'lantern!
An orange walks into a bar and asks for a drink...
The bartender looks at the orange and says " sorry I don't speak mandarin"
What do you do with an orange in a church?
You pulpit
Do oranges wanna be juice?
Or are they just preassured into it?
"orangejuice" is not a strong enough password
"vodkawithorangejuice" is.
What did the orange haired man say to the crowd?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
The orange and blue toy guns that fire foam darts are OP
Pls nerf
are you an orange
"Ask me if I'm an Orange"
"Are you an Orange"?
"Yes. Ask me if I'm a Banana"
"Are you a Banana"?
"No, I'm an Orange".
Why couldn't the orange marry his apple girlfriend?
Because her father said she cantaloupe.
If you have 6 oranges in one hand and 7 in the other hand, what do you have?
Really big hands.
Why was the orange-colored metal police officer found not guilty of trespassing inside the world largest dime?
Everyone knew that copper was in a cent.
If an orange or banana gets a ticket...
They must dispute it in the court of apeels
Who was the first orange president?
James Garfield.
Two oranges were sat in a bar and one says.....
"Your Round"
If we get oranges from orange groves...
... do we get men from Mangroves
What did the orange say to the banana?
You look very a-peeling.
Just kidding. You look o*K*.
**The banana, like many of the people reading this, was not amused.**
Trump's Orange Glow
**Trump is a forward-thinking businessman.**
He denies global warming so in the future he can maintain his signature orange glow without incurring the cost to run his tanning bed.
What's orange and black and comes together in October to really terrify people?
Donald and Kanye
Do you think oranges become juice willingly
Or are they getting pressured into it?
Orange man
Orange man bad.
Orange juice, peach schnapps, v**..., and fresh mint.
The best type of party drink. I call it "Orange Impeachmint"
You know they say orange is the new black
I guess that's why Trump is president
Why is an orange smart?
Because it Concentrates.
What us orange and sounds like a parrot?
'A carrot'
Re: Alan Davies.
Welcome to the Orange Juice Simulator!
So much concentration.
Orange, apple, strawberry...
April foods!
What's orange and nowhere to be found during race riots?
Safety vests. Wait, what did you think I was referring to?
Why did the orange cross the road?
Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange turn into juice?
Because it was pressured into doing so.
I have more oranges than I have apples
And you thought that I can't compare apples and oranges...
What's Orange and Lies Constantly?
A rotting clementine, but I like where your head's at.
Have you ever had an orange slice in your beer before?
Once, in a Blue Moon.
What did the orange say to the door?
Mind if I squeeze in?
Written by my 4 year old daughter and I think it is hilarious.
I wonder
Do oranges want to be juice or they pressured into it?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot (this is genuinely one of my all time favourites of this genre of joke)
Orange is my favorite colour
I love it more than red and yellow put together
Why did the Orange stop?
It ran out of juice
If you have five oranges in one hand and six oranges in the other, what do you have?
Very big hands.
Why did the orange lose the race?
He ran out of juice
Why did the orange lost the race?
Because he run out of juice
If I have five oranges in one hand and six in the other, what do I have?
Very big hands.
The orange juice complained to his therapist that no one wanted to drink him because he had too much pulp.
He was so depressed that he wanted to throw himself from the highest refrigerated shelf.
Try to restrain yourself, said the therapist.
I wish orange was a common color option for android phones
Would make it easier to compare them to Apples.
What do you call an orange that spent too much time in the sun?
A tangerine
