The Best 89 Orang Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Orang jokes. There are some orang jewey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these orang orange juice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Orang Jokes and Puns

Why did the orange fleshed melon have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Obviously because it Cantelope.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

This orange does not taste right...

I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box.

Orang joke, This orange does not taste right...

Orange Jews

Three of my best friends and I are Jewish in a school with a total of probably 20 Jewish kids (so everyone know we are Jewish). This year for Halloween, the four of us are all going dressed in orange morph suits. If anyone asks what we are, we will simply respond with "orange juice."

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin?

Orange Jews

100% Concentrated.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith.

/gets coat. bai.

Orang joke, Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Orange Signal Booster

Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal.

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling good.

It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it?

A tangerine with a big mouth.

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why did the orange fail school?

It couldn't concentrate.

An orange and a banana go to a bar...

the banana has already bought a few drinks so he turns to the orange, points to the bar and says 'your round'. The orange starts getting very angry and yells back 'yeah well at least I'm not bent!'

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice.

I shall take my leave now.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well...

All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Orang joke, Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten?

Because he wasn't feeling appealing.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?


How to tell if an orange likes to party

Just Invitamin-C.

An orangutan in the zoo has two books

The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperβ€”or his keeper's brother.

Orange might be the new black

skincolor of the president.

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

They will be screening Pulp Fiction

Orange is the new white

rest are black.

Why is Orange County so popular?

Because it has appeal.

...I'll see myself out.

Where did the orange go to school?

The naval academy.

What do you call a ginger Mormon?

An orang Utahn

Do you think an orange wants to be juice?

Or is it just pear pressure?

Orange is the new Black.

in the white house.

Why did the orange stop rolling halfway up the hill?

Because he ran out of juice!

Orange is the New Black predicted the future…

Just take a look at our President and you'll see what I mean.

If you have 4 oranges and 3 grapefruit in one hand, and 3 oranges and 4 grapefruit in the other hand, what do you have?

Very large hands

What's orange at the top and black at the bottom?


What's orange, has a pointy head, and can take someone to the top?

An upvote.

What is orange and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Did you know oranges have genders?

If one squirts in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for absolutely no reason, it's female.

Two oranges were rolling down a hill but one stopped.

It had run out of juice.

I tried to be orange juice once,

But I couldn't concentrate

What's orange, empty headed, and tries to be scary?

A jack o'lantern!

An orange walks into a bar and asks for a drink...

The bartender looks at the orange and says " sorry I don't speak mandarin"

What do you do with an orange in a church?

You pulpit

Why do oranges make great romantic partners?

Because they Cara Carabout you!

Do oranges wanna be juice?

Or are they just preassured into it?

"orangejuice" is not a strong enough password

"vodkawithorangejuice" is.

What did the orange haired man say to the crowd?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

The orange and blue toy guns that fire foam darts are OP

Pls nerf

are you an orange

"Ask me if I'm an Orange"

"Are you an Orange"?

"Yes. Ask me if I'm a Banana"

"Are you a Banana"?

"No, I'm an Orange".

Why couldn't the orange marry his apple girlfriend?

Because her father said she cantaloupe.

How to tell if your orange is male or female

If it squirts in your eye without warning- male

If it's bitter for no obvious reason- female

If you have 6 oranges in one hand and 7 in the other hand, what do you have?

Really big hands.

Why was the orange-colored metal police officer found not guilty of trespassing inside the world largest dime?

Everyone knew that copper was in a cent.

If an orange or banana gets a ticket...

They must dispute it in the court of apeels

Who was the first orange president?

James Garfield.

Two oranges were sat in a bar and one says.....

"Your Round"

If we get oranges from orange groves...

... do we get men from Mangroves

What did the orange say to the banana?

Haha you're a banana.

What did the orange say to the banana?

You look very a-peeling.

Just kidding. You look o*K*.

**The banana, like many of the people reading this, was not amused.**

Trump's Orange Glow

**Trump is a forward-thinking businessman.**

He denies global warming so in the future he can maintain his signature orange glow without incurring the cost to run his tanning bed.

What's orange and black and comes together in October to really terrify people?

Donald and Kanye

The oranges industry is in trouble

We haven't been able to extract the problem yet, but there will be a press conference shortly

orange juice just flew into my eye

now I can't vitamin-C

How many oranges grow on a tree?

All of them

Do oranges choose to become juice..

..or do they feel too much press?

Never thought about it that way.

What's orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November?


Orange man bad

Right? I see on CNN! Orange man very bad xD! Upvote please friends!

Do you think oranges become juice willingly

Or are they getting pressured into it?

Orange man

Orange man bad.

Orange juice, peach schnapps, vodka, and fresh mint.

The best type of party drink. I call it "Orange Impeachmint"

I got some orange juice for the kid and it read "not from concentrate." I'm all "great."

"Neither does the kid."

What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US?

Agent orange, duh.

My orange keeps getting lairy...

...easy, peeler.

You know they say orange is the new black

I guess that's why Trump is president

Why is an orange smart?

Because it Concentrates.

What us orange and sounds like a parrot?

'A carrot'

Re: Alan Davies.

Welcome to the Orange Juice Simulator!

So much concentration.

Orange, apple, strawberry...

April foods!

What's orange and nowhere to be found during race riots?

Safety vests. Wait, what did you think I was referring to?

Why did the orange cross the road?

Because everyone thought he was a chicken.

Why did the orange turn into juice?

Because it was pressured into doing so.

I have more oranges than I have apples

And you thought that I can't compare apples and oranges...

What's Orange and Lies Constantly?

A rotting clementine, but I like where your head's at.

Have you ever had an orange slice in your beer before?

Once, in a Blue Moon.

What did the orange say to the door?

Mind if I squeeze in?

Written by my 4 year old daughter and I think it is hilarious.

I wonder

Do oranges want to be juice or they pressured into it?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot (this is genuinely one of my all time favourites of this genre of joke)

Orange is my favorite colour

I love it more than red and yellow put together

Why did the Orange stop?

It ran out of juice

If you have five oranges in one hand and six oranges in the other, what do you have?

Very big hands.

Why did the orange lose the race?

He ran out of juice

Why did the orange lost the race?

Because he run out of juice

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