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How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two:
Prophet.
A frog wanted to know about his future and goes to meet an oracle. The oracle prophesied that in his future, he will be touched by a beautiful lady.
The frog grew curious and wanted to know when and where it would happen, to which the Oracle replied, 'next year, in a Biology lab'!
What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?
Immigrants
SQL and Oracle walk into a NoSQL bar...
They waited around for 25 minutes but then had to leave. They couldn't find a table.
An Oracle Once Told me..
That it was fate that I had banged my leg into a table at school.
I guess it was my.. Desk to knee.
How is Oracle the opposite of Google?
Google's motto is "don't be evil"
A customer calls Oracle's help desk
Customer: "Oracle is not working today!"
Rep: Hangs up and goes home.
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