Optom Jokes
35 optom jokes and hilarious optom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about optom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Optom Short Jokes
Short optom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The optom humour may include short dentist jokes also.
- A Polish person went to have their eyes tested. The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, 'can you read any of those letters?' 'read it?' the polish person answered, 'i know him!'
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Optom One Liners
Which optom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with optom? I can suggest the ones about optic and optical.
- What do you call a one night stand between two eye doctors? An optome-tryst.
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What funny jokes about optom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean optometrist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make optom pranks.
How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One or two?
One....or two?
One?........or two?
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, or two? Three, or four?
I think my optometrist is in love with me.
Every time I leave his office he hands me a bottle of contact solution and says "Eye care for you"
My optometrist says I'm colorblind.
I should have realized it a long time ago... I mean, there were green flags everywhere.
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Is it One or Two?
One.......or Two?
I went to the Optometrists to buy some glasses the other day, you'll never guess who I ran into...
Everyone.
How many optometrist does it take to change a light bulb?
One . . . Or two? . . . One . . . . . . . . Or two?
I have two optometry jokes
but I am not sure which one is funnier
one or two
one or two
one or two
How are optometrist jokes like dad jokes?
Pretty similar. Just a little cornea.
what did the optometrist say to the tiny Australian insect?
"good eye, mite"
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Or two.
I asked my optometrist if I could see my eye test results.
Probably not, he said.
I went to the optometrists office and the doctor said "my god sir you have to stop m**..."
I said: Why doc am I going blind?"
He said: no, but you're upsetting my other patients!
An optometrist asks a woman out on a date
I have a couple of ideas:
1: Dinner
2: Movies
1 or 2? 1.. 2..? 1..... or 2?
The optometrist said to his patient, "Your results are in."
The patient asked, "Can I see them?"
*"Probably not."*
Went to the optometrist office today and bumped into an old friend!
I also bumped into the optometrist, the receptionist and I knocked over their sunglasses display.
Optometrist visit
Dad: "I'm going to the optometrist today to get my new glasses".
Son: "then what?".
Dad: "we'll see"
I think my optometrist is evil. When I went for an appointment he came out to the waiting room and shouted:
You'll see! You'll all see!
I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind...
It came right out of the purple
Why do optometrists live longer?
Because they dilate.
What did the optometrist say when he walked into another doctor's prostate exam
How many fingers is he holding up?
At my optometrist I was shown pictures of printers, external hard drives, monitors, and the like.
They said they were testing my peripheral vision.
My optometrist likes to make eye puns
they keep getting cornea and cornea
How does an optometrist make love?
Better like this ... or better like this?
The optometrist told me I had Gary Larson disease
I'm farsided
My optometrist told me I have bad vision
I don't see the problem
"You'll see... YOU'LL ALL SEE!"
-My Optometrist
Why was the optometrist embarrassed?
He made a spectacle of himself.
How many optometrists are needed to change a light bulb?
is it 1, or 2?
1……
or 2?
I should have gone to see the optometrist
I can't anymore
I went to the optometrist the other day
they said I needed glasses.
well that's not very optimistic.
Optometry jokes
I just started optometry school and I'm in desperate need of optometry jokes. Any suggestions?
