Optimus Prime Jokes
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- I heard Optimus Prime is writing a book... I heard Optimus Prime is writing a book.
It's an Autobotography. - What did Optimus Prime become when he lost to the Decepticons? Pessimus Prime.
I'll show myself out. Sorry for the dad joke. I recently became a dad. - Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.
- Why was Optimus Prime excited about the incoming storm? Because he heard it had already blown several transformers.
- It is a crime to tell a joke to Optimus Prime. You might be charged with Vehicular Man's Laughter.
- Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are in first day of kindergarten. Optimus (in his deep voice) : Hi, I'm Optimus Prime. What's your name?
Teacher : Be silent!!!!!
Bumblebee : umleee - What numbers are in the number plate of optimus prime? Prime numbers. A'right a'right I'll see my way out.
- Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's fuel tank as a joke... That truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
- Im tired of the movies, I miss the Transformers cartoon. That's when Optimus was in his prime
- Wonder Woman marries Optimus Prime and gets pregnant on their wedding night. So I guess there's gonna be a guaranteed free delivery in 2 business days.
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Optimus Prime One Liners
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- Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out! Pessimus Prime: Why? We'll just lose...
- What did Optimus Prime say when Bumblebee said "Nice shoes!" Thanks, they're Vans.
- What's the square root of optimus prime? I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.
- What does Optimus Prime say when he wants a symphonic band? "Autobots, ensemble!"
- What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick? Optimis-tick
- Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke? Vehicular man's laughter.
- Why did the paint job in the Autobots home base look so nice? Because Optimus Primed!
- What is a frisky Optimus Prime called? An autothot.
- What did Megatron say to Optimus Prime? Do you even?
- Optimus Prime runs on AC current He's a transformer
- How does Optimus Prime stay young looking? Autobotulism
- Optimus Prime does stand-up: "I just flew in from Cybertron, and boy, are my arms tires!"
- What is the derivative of an autobot? Optimus Prime
- What's Optimus Prime's favorite shoe brand? Vans
- What do you get when you mix a derivative with a transformer? Optimus Prime
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' s**... escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?
Autobots, roll up!
What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?
Posthumous Prime
I'm gonna tell my kids the Tesla Cybertruck was Optimus Prime.
Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?
To the autobotty shop!
Optimus Prime partially clothed ...
Semi-n**....
Optimus Prime wants to be a police officer.
Guess that makes him Coptimus Prime.
Once Chuck Noris ....
Once Chuck Noris had s**... in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime.
Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...
when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".
Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".
Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".
Optimus Prime signs a contract with the devil
He then turns to the autobots.
"Autobots, soul out!"
Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first b**...?
Someone blew a transformer.
TIL that on Cybertron, Optimus Prime was originally in charge of a marching band.
He was a semi-conductor.
What is the derivative of Optimus?
Optimus Prime
What is the most important prime?
Optimus Prime
I like to freak people out by going up to their cars and whispering...
I know your secret, Optimus Prime!"
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What's the opposite of Optimus Prime?
Optimus Composite.
Optimus Prime has had a s**... change and is now a Combine Harvester
He's a Trans-Farmer
Why does Optimus Prime's alt-mode have headlights?
*To light our darkest hour...*
It is i**... to tell a joke to Optimus Prime.
You may be charged with vehicular mans laughter.
What did Optimus Prime say when he came back from Ikea?
Autobots, assemble!
(edit : a big ♥ to all the kind people who made this silly post live despite the fact I mix up Autobots and Avengers. Long live the Autovengers!)
