Optimization Jokes
34 optimization jokes and hilarious optimization puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about optimization that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Optimization Short Jokes
Short optimization jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The optimization humour may include short jokes also.
- I went to the doctor Today I went to the doctor and asked: Hey, doc, at my weight, what's the optimal height.
He said: 4 meters. - Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with.
- A Search Engine Optimization expert walks into a bar... pub, tavern, inn, taproom, drinkery, public house, beer garden, beer, alcohol.
- Today morning I ate an unhatched chick Just to bring any comfort and optimism to everyone, I had the unhatched chick sunny side up.
~Original - I have a theory that if something works optimally, it HAS to be inside a fish. Everything that's outside a fish wouldn't work the way it should, because it's inafishn't.
- What's the difference with the optimal prime beef and the typical ground beef? Ground beef has no legs, and the optimal prime beef has wheels.
- Optimism is measured by how many condoms a guy packs for a weekend out of town. Disappointment is measured by how many he brings back.
- What your glass says about your personality Optimism- The glass is half full
Pessimist- The glass is half empty
Feminist- The glass is r**... me - Optimism is realizing you're only two people short of a t**... (Xpost from Showerthoughts)
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Optimization One Liners
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- Once... I was full of optimism... Now, I am half empty.
- What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs? A Dell.
- Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors? For optimal self reflection
- What's the pinnacle of optimism? Hoping this joke hasn't been posted here before.
- My beard is at its optimal length. If it gets any longer things get a bit hairy.
- What do you call a successful mirage? An optimal illusion
- I tested positive for optimism.
- Golf The only sport where a subpar performance is optimal.
- What do you call a super positive thinking Autobot? Optimism Prime
- Optimism The eternal belief that you're always one-third of the way to a t**....
- I saw a fat chick walking with a r**... whistle I love her optimism
- I just saw a fat ginger girl buying a r**... whistle. God I love her optimism.
Optimization Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about optimization you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make optimization pranks.
The difference perspective has on optimism and pessimism
After downing half of his glass of milk, my ten year old son declared, "*I am an optimist: 'The glass is half empty!'*..."
"*Looking at the glass as half empty is a sign of pessimism son,*" I said.
He smiled and corrected me: "*Not if you don't like what's in it!*"