Optical Jokes

Funniest Optical Short Jokes

Short optical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The optical humour may include short optician jokes also.

1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
2. My wife caught me jerking off to an optical illusion.... I said "Babe, it's not what it looks like!!"
3. My wife walked in on me in bed with an optical illusion I said it's not what it looks like!
4. What do you call an eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian.
   I actually made this one up.
   But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
5. I got my girlfriend an optical illusion for her birthday Her: "Whoa what's this?"
   Me: "It's not what it looks like!"
6. Why can't a pulsar be observed by any computer controlled optical telescope? Video killed the radio star.
7. Optical illusion My girlfriend caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I said, "babe it's not what it looks like!".
8. So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at. They're called the Optical Aleutians.
9. I thoight I saw an eye doctor when I was in Alaska But it turned out to be an Optical Aleutian
10. We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic". But, when viewed through the right lens, we represent a diverse spectrum of light-hearted people.

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Optical One Liners

Which optical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with optical? I can suggest the ones about photographic and mechanical.

1. How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor in Alaska yesterday But it was only an optical Aleutian
3. What do you call a mouse wearing spectacles? .
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   An optical mouse.
   Tada!!
4. So I had to go to an eye doctor in Alaska Turned out it was an optical Aleutian
5. What do you call an eye doctor living in Alaska? An optical Aleutian.
6. Hallucination An optical delusion.
7. What do you call a reference to the Eye of Sauron? An optical allusion.
8. I thought my friend got new glasses... turns out it was just an optical illusion.
9. I love Optical Illusions Its just a matter of perspective.
10. I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again.
11. It turns out I have an optical abrasion... It's a real pain in the eyes.
12. I got caught m**... to an optical illusion I said "it's not what it looks like"

Optical Illusion Jokes

Here is a list of funny optical illusion jokes and even better optical illusion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the optical illusion say when he got caught cheating on his wife "It's not what it looks like!"
• Did you hear about the man who was caught in bed with an optical illusion? He said This isn't what it looks like!
• My wife walked in on me... My wife walked in on me m**... to an optical illusion. I threw my hands up and said, "Honey, it's not what it looks like!"
• My wife caught me m**... to an optical illusion. In response, I told her, It's not what it looks like.
• My girlfriend caught me having s**... with a book of optical illusions I tried explaining to her, "This isn't what it looks like!"
• My wife walked in on me m**... to a picture of an optical illusion... I turned and yelled "it's not what it looks like!"
• My girlfriend caught me m**... to a optical illusion, I screamed "it's not what it looks like!!"
• My wife caught me having s**... with an optical illusion I told her "it's not what it looks like!"
• My wife walked in on me m**... to an optical illusion. I said, Honey, it's not what it looks like!
• My wife walked in on me m**... to an optical illusion Me: It's not what it looks like

Humorous Optical Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about optical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electromagnetic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make optical pranks.