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Optic Jokes

23 optic jokes and hilarious optic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about optic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bring some laughter to your light conversations with these optic jokes. Learn about fiber optics, trombones, and lenses with these jokes for all ages. Get a lens on the funny side of light and share a few optic puns with friends and family.

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Funniest Optic Short Jokes

Short optic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The optic humour may include short vision jokes also.

  1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
  2. My wife caught me jerking off to an optical illusion.... I said "Babe, it's not what it looks like!!"
  3. My wife walked in on me in bed with an optical illusion I said it's not what it looks like!
  4. What do you call an eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian.
    I actually made this one up.
    But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
  5. I got my girlfriend an optical illusion for her birthday Her: "Whoa what's this?"
    Me: "It's not what it looks like!"
  6. Why can't a pulsar be observed by any computer controlled optical telescope? Video killed the radio star.
  7. Optical illusion My girlfriend caught me jerking off to an optical illusion. I said, "babe it's not what it looks like!".
  8. So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at. They're called the Optical Aleutians.
  9. I thoight I saw an eye doctor when I was in Alaska But it turned out to be an Optical Aleutian
  10. We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic". But, when viewed through the right lens, we represent a diverse spectrum of light-hearted people.

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Optic One Liners

Which optic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with optic? I can suggest the ones about iris and eyes.

  1. How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor in Alaska yesterday But it was only an optical Aleutian
  3. What do you call a mouse wearing spectacles? .
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    An optical mouse.
    Tada!!
  4. So I had to go to an eye doctor in Alaska Turned out it was an optical Aleutian
  5. What do you call an eye doctor living in Alaska? An optical Aleutian.
  6. Hallucination An optical delusion.
  7. What do you call a reference to the Eye of Sauron? An optical allusion.
  8. I thought my friend got new glasses... turns out it was just an optical illusion.
  9. I love Optical Illusions Its just a matter of perspective.
  10. I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again.
  11. It turns out I have an optical abrasion... It's a real pain in the eyes.
  12. I got caught m**... to an optical illusion I said "it's not what it looks like"

Optic joke, I got caught m**... to an optical illusion

Playful Optic Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about optic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eyed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make optic pranks.

The optician just took my glasses from me to repair them. They said they can fix it in 5 minutes.

I can't see it happening.

An optician fell into his lens grinder...

and made a spectacle of himself.

How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Is it 1 or 2 ? 1 or 2 ? 1 or 2 ?

I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart.

He said I have 2020 vision.

How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?

Is it one or two?! One... or two?!

I went to the optician the other day. The optician said: "You will have to stop m**...!"

Optician: "You will have to stop m**...!"
Me: "What? It doesn't really make you go blind, does it?!"
Optician: "No, but I am trying to examine you right now."

Men wake up a**... in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?"

It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

So I went to my optician because I noticed things were looking strange...

I told them I've been seeing lots of empty shelves and empty stadiums.
They said don't worry, you just have 2020 vision.

In the past

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:
1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology ..
American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:
2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy ..
Indian scientist dug and found nothing. They concluded our ancestors were using Wireless Technology.!

Optic joke, We optical engineers are often called "narrow-focused" and "myopic".