Oprah Jokes

Funniest Oprah Short Jokes

Short oprah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oprah humour may include short lbs jokes also.

1. What's the best thing about an oprah winfrey joke? You get the joke! You get the joke! You all get the joke!
2. I guess Mother Nature watches a lot of Oprah. Because it looks like everybody gets a hurricane.
3. Oprah said she might run for president, and it started a conversation about who would run against Trump. But we already know who becomes president after Trump ... Lisa Simpson
4. Oprah was caught with drugs They looked up her dress and found a thousand pounds of crack.
5. Oprah promises prosecution of all women in sleeveless dresses when she takes office She is against the right to bare arms.
6. Have you heard the joke about Oprah's new line at Starbucks? It's a warm, comforting, medium-dark roast.
7. Oprah Uma joke David Letterman at the Oscars:
   Oprah? Uma. Uma? Oprah.
   PAUSE ...
   I feel much better. Have you kids met Keanu?
8. I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to love up to her name. Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.
9. Did you hear that Oprah got arrested? Did you hear that Oprah got arrested at the Washington D.C airport? Officials say the airport police looked up her skirt and saw 50 pounds of crack.
10. Oprah should be president because she knows a thing or two about the issues. I mean, for the past 20 years she's had her face on every one of them.

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Oprah One Liners

Which oprah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oprah? I can suggest the ones about television and celebrity.

1. Oprah could be the next President. Black is the new Orange.
2. What do you call a depressed Oprah Winfrey? Mope-rah.
3. Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai? Because it tastes like Gail.
4. What's it called when there's a TV show host haunting people? Phantom of the Oprah
5. If Oprah traveled abroad to the Middle East everyone would get a bomb.
6. What's Oprah's favorite way to get clean Soap bruh
7. After Oprah lost all that weight....... .....she was just a Phantom of the Oprah!
8. If Oprah wins in 2020... Black is the new orange.
9. Oprah Winfrey's speech.... is the grandest form of "women trying to change/fix men"
10. Oprah got arrested at the Chicago airport They found 100 lbs. of crack in her underwear
11. What do you call Oprah on drugs? Doprah
12. Ellen DeGeneres walks up to Oprah Winfrey and says... Ooga booga
13. Oprah lost a fortune in the stock market. Don't worry, she gained it all back.
14. Just made this up: What would you call Oprah if she lived 200 years ago? Oprah Win-slaved
15. Did anyone see Lance Armstrong's interview with Oprah? I heard it was pretty dope.

Oprah Winfrey Jokes

Here is a list of funny oprah winfrey jokes and even better oprah winfrey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to live up to her name. Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.
  ***I reposted because of typo in title.
• Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have s**... with her husband? She doesn't have a husband.

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