Oppressive Jokes
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Short oppressive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oppressive humour may include short oppressed jokes also.
- What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
- Trump complains so much about being oppressed and degraded that he should make his own show and call it... Orange is the New Black.
- People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?
- I asked my friend what its like to be in an oppressive relationship. She couldn't complain.
- PC problem Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Jamal would you please paint that fence?"
- Growing up with oppressive parents, me and my sister were never allowed to date. I mean, why would they, after all, we're siblings.
- Hot people always trying to fight oppression by taking off their clothes. Imagine where we'd be if Rosa Parks had a thigh gap, or Ghandi had a six pack.
- Why did the leader of an oppressive regime start taking vitamin pills in abundance? Because there were too many free radicals.
- My dog is like Tumblr. They bark and whine whenever they feel threatened and oppressed, even though they weren't oppressed in the first place.
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Oppressive One Liners
Which oppressive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oppressive? I can suggest the ones about depressing and hurtful.
- What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common? Speculative execution
- What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea
- What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? Anti-oppressants.
- What's the instrument of oppression? the Trumpet
- Physics is oppressive All it does is keep us down.
- Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed
- Why don't Antifa like the desert? The heat is oppressive.
- What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot
- Under capitalism, man oppresses man. Under socialism, it's just the opposite.
- What does a feminist doorbell say? Stop-oppressing-me
- What the most oppressed type of chocolate? Dark chocolate
- "I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...." Its my triggernometry class
- What does the segway called oppression? Segwaygation
- How can you tell a cold is really oppressive? You have the Snotzis.
- If a feminist makes herself a sandwich.. Is she oppressing herself?
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Cheerful Fun Oppressive Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about oppressive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean condescending jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oppressive pranks.
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
A woman must walk 5 paces behind...
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
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So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...
**Feminist:** Why isn't the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!
**Me:** Okay, this FEMALE doctor orders a beer-
**Feminist:** Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She's obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?
**Me:** Okay, she's not in a bar, she's um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-
**Feminist:** Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male dominated sport?!!!!!! That's so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!
**Me:** … Okay fine, I just won't tell the joke then.
**Feminist:** If you seriously can't tell a joke without being sexist then you're not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.
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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to get on their high horse and the other to chastise them for oppressing the horse.
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This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator...
This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it.
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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
