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  1. What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
  2. How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to get on their high horse and the other to chastise them for oppressing the horse.
  3. If women are as good as men... How come they haven't successfully oppressed an entire gender?
  4. This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it.
  5. Trump complains so much about being oppressed and degraded that he should make his own show and call it... Orange is the New Black.
  6. How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
  7. People say women can do everything men can do. Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?
  8. How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
  9. Women think that they can do the same things as men... But they haven't successfully oppressed an entire gender
  10. I asked my friend what its like to be in an oppressive relationship. She couldn't complain.

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Which oppressed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oppressed? I can suggest the ones about harassed and dominated.

  1. If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?
  2. What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common? Speculative execution
  3. What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea
  4. If a feminist makes herself a sandwich.. Is she oppressing herself?
    Bring it on.
  5. What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? Anti-oppressants.
  6. Why are short people oppressed? Because they're always overlooked.
  7. What's the instrument of oppression? the Trumpet
  8. Physics is oppressive All it does is keep us down.
  9. Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed
  10. Why don't Antifa like the desert? The heat is oppressive.
  11. What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot
  12. Under capitalism, man oppresses man. Under socialism, it's just the opposite.
  13. New study confirms white males are the most oppressed people in America sike.
  14. Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked.
  15. What does a feminist doorbell say? Stop-oppressing-me

Oppressed joke, What does a feminist doorbell say?

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What funny jokes about oppressed you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bullied jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make oppressed prank.

Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

An elderly Jewish man is sitting on a park bench reading the Tehran Times

A friend sees him and says, "Oy, Moishe! How can you read that rag? Don't you know the things they say about us?"
To which the man replies, "Well, I used to read to read the Jewish papers, but they're so depressing. Every headline is 'Jews Being Persecuted!' 'Jews Living in Poverty!' 'Jews Being Oppressed!'. But now I read these Arab papers and the headlines are all 'Jews Own All the Banks!' 'Jews Control the Media!' 'Jews Run the World!'. It's much more uplifting!"

A woman must walk 5 paces behind...

Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...

**Feminist:** Why isn't the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!
**Me:** Okay, this FEMALE doctor orders a beer-
**Feminist:** Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She's obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?
**Me:** Okay, she's not in a bar, she's um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-
**Feminist:** Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male dominated sport?!!!!!! That's so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!
**Me:** … Okay fine, I just won't tell the joke then.
**Feminist:** If you seriously can't tell a joke without being sexist then you're not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.

Oppressed joke, People say women can do everything men can do.

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