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Opposition Jokes

7 opposition jokes and hilarious opposition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about opposition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article looks at the often-hilarious nature of opposition jokes that are based on a rival's political party and their leaders. It examines how these jokes can be seen as a sign of freedom, and the implications of this. Read on to explore the world of opposition jokes!

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Fun-Filled Opposition Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good opposition joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos
(I will see myself out)

What's the opposite of "Debbie Downer"?

Beth-amphetamine

79% of people don't know opposite words for the following:

1) Always
2) Coming
3) From
4) Take
5) Me
6) Down

My girlfriend dumped me today saying I was too childish

But today is opposite day so it's all good

How can you tell if someone is a geneticist or k**...?

Ask them what the opposite of dominant is.

Did you know that the majority of people don't know the opposite of these words?

Always
Coming
From
Take
Me
Down

Can you call the British PM a fool?

During WW II, a man was arrested in London for calling Winston Churchill a fool.
The next day in the House of Commons, the opposition members were ready to roast the government for this. "Are we living in a police state", they shouted, "where we cannot call the PM a fool"?
Churchill's reply was truly disarming - "The man was not arrested for calling the Prime Minister a fool", he said, "but for letting out a state secret at a time of war".

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