Opposite Word Jokes
22 opposite word jokes and hilarious opposite word puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about opposite word that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Opposite Word Short Jokes
Short opposite word jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The opposite word humour may include short opposite jokes also.
- 79% of people don't know opposite words for the following: 1) Always
2) Coming
3) From
4) Take
5) Me
6) Down - Are you smart enough to do this. Say the opposite of these words.
Always.
Coming.
From.
Take.
Me.
Down. - 85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words. Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down - I spent two years figuring out the opposite word for night. But after all that time I decided to give up and call it a day.
- What six letter word has an opposite meaning when it is reversed? The answer is united. When IT is reversed, it becomes untied.
- My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of verbally And I said: oh you mean Nounally!
- What is the opposite of "Joking"? I think it must be "Jokqueen". Do you have any other opposite words?
- Contronym Contronym: Its a word with two opposite meanings. I didnt understand the meaning first. Then I found the word Trump - it makes sense now.
- Isn't it funny that the words always, coming, from, take, me, and down don't have opposites?
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Opposite Word One Liners
Which opposite word one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with opposite word? I can suggest the ones about opposite direction and opposite day.
- What's another word for the opposite of an antonym? (I bet you wanted to say synonym)
- The opposition accused me of plagiatorism... ...their words, not mine.
- What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him.
- Opposite word for 'laugh' is s**...'. Laugh is 'ha ha ha'.
s**... is 'ah ah ah'.
Opposite Word Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about opposite word you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean opposite sides jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make opposite word pranks.
A magician gets himself a parrot for his act
After a couple weeks of performing with the magician the parrot begins to heckle the magician during his shows. "it's under his hat, it's up his sleeve, his assistant has it."
The magician is performing on a cruise ship when the ship sinks. The magician wakes up on a piece of driftwood with the parrot standing on the opposite end. The parrot and the magician spend 2 days floating at sea without saying a word.
Finally the parrot says, "Alright, I give up. Where's the boat?"
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You know, I used to be a innocent boy. When I heard the word "sexist" on television...
I thought they were bad people who had a lot of s**... and worshiped s**.... I guess it was the opposite...
A teacher was testing her students' knowledge of words' antonyms. She asked, "What is the opposite go?" A student answered, "Stop." "Very good," the teacher replied. "What is the opposite of adamant?" Another student said, "Eveant."
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There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"
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A Teacher Was Teaching Words and Thier Opposite In Meaning When...
A teacher was teaching words and opposite then she pointed at Muhammad to stand and
answer some questions.
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?
Muhammad : Bad.
TEACHER : Come?
Muhammad : Go.
TEACHER : Ugly?
Muhammad : s**....
TEACHER : You are wrong!
Muhammad: You are right!
TEACHER : Shut up!
Muhammad : Keep talking!
TEACHER : Ok, now stop!
Muhammad : Ok, now continue.
TEACHER: Get out!
Muhammad : Come in!
TEACHER : Oh my God!
Muhammad : Oh my devil.
TEACHER: You have failed!
Muhammad : I have passed."