Oppose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Oppose jokes. There are some oppose liberals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these oppose protest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheeky Oppose Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them?

Because they don't have access to black magic.

A Russian enters a bar full of Turkish people.

He's wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering "Turkish got 3 problems."

Just a few seconds later the Turkishs oppose him and say "Hey, yopu know what you're wearing is insulting?"
The russian responds: "This is your first problem: You're so easily offended."

The Turkish respond: "Okay, maybe we should settle this outside."
The Russian: "That's your second problem: You always want to solve your problems with violence."

The Turkish bring him outside and pull their knives.
The Russian: "And here's your third problem. You always bring knives to gun fights."

If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them?

I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...

What is the differnce between an afghan Soldier and a Woman ?

The Woman has the balls to oppose the Taliban.

There once was an emperor who ruled over a massive territory.

When he came in to power he passed many strange laws. The first law he passed was that in every sentence that you use the word "or" you must also have an "M" in that same sentence.

The people of his domain could do nothing to oppose this outrageous law because it was the
"M per Ors" decree.

I oppose all this sex on the television.

I mean, I keep falling off.

(credit to monty python)

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Oppose joke, How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

I oppose racism.

Especially on highways.

It's not a coincidence that a lot of conservatives who oppose abortions are also hunters

They know that anything they kill, they have to eat.

the only person that seems to oppose my intense F.R.I.E.N.D.S obsession...

...is my daughter, gunther.

Why does Britain oppose the EU?

Because they are NOT Zs.

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My friends think I oppose the Bible.

It couldn't be further from the truth.

Why did Frankenstein vote Democrat?

Because he had a screw loose.

*(Feel free to change to whichever party you oppose.)*

I used to be opposed to organ transplant...

But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart.

I was opposed when my wife brought up the idea of trying BDSM...

But my hands were tied.

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