Opportunist Jokes

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you were arguing over that glass of water, I drank it.

-Opportunist

The realist, optimist, and pessimist find a note under their 3 empty glasses

It says "Sorry, but while you were arguing whether your drinks were half full or half empty, I drank them.
Love from the opportunist"

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist...

While you guys were having your discussion about the glass of water, I drank it!

Sincerely,
The Opportunist

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty...

I'm an opportunist. I drank it all while the other two argued.

Dear Optimistic and pessimistic persons,

While you were arguing weather the glass was half full or half empty, I drank it.

Yours truly:
The Opportunist.

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