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Opossum Jokes

6 opossum jokes and hilarious opossum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about opossum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What did the necrophiliac say to the opossum?

You're such a tease.

What do you get when you cross a cow and an opossum?

A moosurpial

I put makeup on a rabid marsupial

And called him Insane Clown Opossum

One day a skunk and an opossum go to church.

They had to sit in their own pew.

TIL the Mars rover Opportunity found a small mammal on the planet that appeared to be related to the opossum.

Unfortunately, the rover Spirit had run over it the day before.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.


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