Operatic Jokes
4 operatic jokes and hilarious operatic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about operatic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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a blonde calls 911 and says "help, help, my house is on fire" ...operater says "stay calm ma'am, we'll send the fire department. how do we get to your house?"
Blonde: "duh...big red truck"
I was going to be an Operatic Singer
Before they threw me out of the hospital.
A man is set to go hunting, he's supposed to meet his buddy who is already there...
When he gets there he sees that his friends truck door is open and he's laying on the ground right next to the door. As you slowly approaches he notices he's not breathing so in panic stricken state he calls 911...
Operater: "911 hotline, please state your emergency."
Hunter: "My friend, he's laying on the ground! He's dead!"
Operater: "Calm down sir, first we have to make sure your friend is dead"
(Few moments of silence then 2 loud distinct gun shots)
Hunter: "Okay, now what!?"
Two men are hiking...
Two men are hiking in a forest when suddenly, the other man falls down. "Oh my God!", his friend exclaims. He quickly dials 911. He gets connected to an operater. "This is 911, what is your emergency?" "Me and my buddy were hiking and he suddenly fell down! His eyes are glazed and he isn't moving!" "Calm down, sir. Everything will be okay. Now, can you make sure he is dead?"
There is a brief silence on the line, then a gunshot is heard in the background. "Okay, now what?"
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