Operated Jokes
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Short operated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The operated humour may include short operating jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
- My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
- What's the most common operation in a lego hospital? Plastic surgery.
[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke] - Before my operation, the anaesthesiologists asked if I wanted to be knocked out via gas or boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
- McDonald's has paused operations in Russia. They've successfully established a No Fry Zone.
- My friends and I started a business where we weigh tiny items It's a small scale operation
- McDonalds has decided to close all operations in Russia They're calling it a "no fry" zone.
- What's the difference between Taxes and Texas? Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
- What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US air force Operator.
- Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... "What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist.
"Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
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Which operated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with operated? I can suggest the ones about conducted and operating room.
- Dogs can't operate an Mri machines... But catscan
- Life is like a helicopter I have no idea how to operate a helicopter
- What do you call the game Operation without the batteries? Autopsy
- Dogs can't operate MRI scanners... But catscan
- What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy.
- Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it.
- What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix
- I heard dogs can't operate an MRI But catscan
- What's is a Frenchman's favorite operating system? Microissant
- dogs aren't smart enough to operate mri machines but catscan
- What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts
- Walter Jr. had to use both feet to operate the pedals. He was braking bad.
- How do CIA operatives get their children to go to sleep? They make up a cover story.
- Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.
- What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.
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What funny jokes about operated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean business operations jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make operated pranks.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son"
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....
How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
Jack calls an ambulance for his friend who has been hit by a car
The operator asks for his location.
Jack says I'm outside 28 Eucalyptus Road .
The operator knows there is no room for error and for clarity asks, "How do you spell that?"
There's shuffling and sounds of straining at the other end of the phone. Jack? says the operator, concerned. More shuffling and grunting.
Sorry about that says Jack. I just dragged him 'round to 1 Oak Street
Vladimir Putin just gave a statement about Russia's peace keeping operation in Ukraine
It's a piece-keeping operation. I'll be keeping this piece of Ukraine, and this piece. Ooh, and this piece is rather lovely, too!
The Democrats have a plan to make the Republicans sound s**....
Operation "Just Let Them Talk"
Mom got a s**... change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
A lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery
He asked, Why are all the blinds drawn in here? The nurse answered, There's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure.
A r**...'s father passed away in his sleep
So in the morning, he calls 911 to come pick up the body.
The 911 operator told him that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
He replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
There was a long pause and finally he said, "How 'bout if I drag him over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?"
To surprise her hubby, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gents, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
