Opera Jokes

Funniest Opera Short Jokes

Short opera jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The opera humour may include short opener jokes also.

1. I think my wife is rehearsing for an Opera Every time she opens her mouth, all I hear is Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.
2. Singing in the shower is fun until shampoo gets in your mouth then it turns into a soap opera
3. heres another corny joke Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
4. What did The Magic Flute opera singer say when his son asked him whether his putting on a costume loaded with feathers meant that he was a homosexual? Papa gay? No!
5. There is a reason why I store the soap away when I sing in the shower Otherwise it would be a soap opera
6. Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting.
7. Did you hear about the new soap opera that only has specialists? It's called "Specific Hospital"
8. What do you call a chance to try a fishy broth at a classy musical event? An opera-tuna-tea.
   My ears are still ringing from my wife's groan.
9. What is similar about studying farming and taking "yo mama" to the opera? One is taking horticulture....
10. How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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Opera One Liners

Which opera one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with opera? I can suggest the ones about theater and orchestra.

1. Dad Joke: What do you call clean music? A soap opera!
2. I used to date an opera singer, but it didn't work out. She was all mi, mi, mi.
3. Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest
4. What does an actor sing in the shower? Soap opera
5. What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens? Aria 51.
6. My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer. With her it was always "me me me"
7. My friend asked me, "Where's my book of opera puns?" I said, "It's overture house."
8. What do you call clean music? A soap opera
9. What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number? aria code
10. What is a classical singer's big break? An opera-tunity.
11. Shouldn't opera singers be good sailors? Since they're good at high C's.
12. Why is it hard to have Opera singers as friends? ...it's aways about "mi mi mi".
13. What did the music critic say about the Russian opera? "Godunov."
14. What did I use to record my son Samuel's opera performance? My SamSung.
15. What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars

Soap Opera Jokes

Here is a list of funny soap opera jokes and even better soap opera puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a British soap opera that's been re-named after a successful invasion by ISIS? Middle East-Enders
• What do you call someone lathering in the shower and singing along to Classical Music? A soap opera
• What's Sigmund Freud's favorite soap opera? The Jung and the Restless
• What's Mr Clean's favorite kind of tv show? Soap Operas
• There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle" but most episodes just went off on tangents
• My friend is obsessed with hygiene. I asked him if he has any plans this weekend. He told me he's staying inside watching a soap opera!
• CBS just greenlit a new soap opera centered around stoners they're calling it "Mellow Drama".
• I went to an opera with my hands dirty Cause I thought there would be soap.
• In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying
• Was watching this show with my family the other day. All the scenes were people singing in the shower while bathing themselves.
  Such a strange soap opera.

Opera Singer Jokes

Here is a list of funny opera singer jokes and even better opera singer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the opera singer say when he was cutting down a tree? Timbre!
• The woman that invented the mirror is now obsessed with her job as an opera singer. She's an avid diva.
• You're like an opera singer.... Cause it's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-meeee ----Robert Kelly

Comedy Opera Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about opera you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cinema jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make opera pranks.