The Best 20 Openings Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Openings jokes. There are some openings gynecologists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these openings speech opening puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Openings Jokes and Puns

I asked my mate if he could get me a job at the tampon factory where he works.

There's no openings at the moment, he said, but I'll see if I can pull some strings.

For Me, Chess is a Lot Like Tinder

I know a few openings, but continually struggle to put myself into mating positions

For me, chess is a lot like Tinder...

I know a few openings, but struggle to get into mating positions

Openings joke, For me, chess is a lot like Tinder...

One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist....

Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings.....

A girl from the recruitment agency called.

She said, "Sir, I have three openings for you."

I said, "I know."

She hung up.

Received a call from the recruitment consultant. She said to me: "Sir i have two openings for you".

I replied: Yes. I know

There was a long silence and then she said: asshole

I replied: I prefer the other one.

An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency

Lady : I have two openings for you.

Guy : I know.

The lady hangs up.

Openings joke, An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency

Wife: Our Disney certified stroller fits through all openings

Dad: Yep, it's Universal

This interaction occurred as we left our Disney hotel room heading to the bus to EPCOT.

A man goes to see an impresario

and says "Got any job openings?"

"What do you do?" asks the impresario.

"Bird imitations," says the man.

"Do me a favour!" explodes the impresario. "Bird imitations went out in the 1970s!"

"Fair enough," says the man

...and flies out of the window.

What does the Bacteria's recruitment agency say when it sees a fresh wound?

Hello guys, there are openings.

I heard becoming a gynecologist

I heard becoming a gynecologist is easier than ever...
Because there are so many openings!!!

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A woman walks into a brothel trying to find work...

"Do you have any openings here?" she asks the manager.

The manager replies, "Sorry, we have too many right now."

Cemetery joke

Man walks into a cemetery- "You have any openings?" The graves keeper nods "Lots!"

Huge spike in auto-burglaries where crooks cut openings through top of convertibles.

Police spokesman says this type of crime is through the roof.

If you want to be a doctor in the future, try and become a gynaecologist,

I heard there are lots of openings

Need a software company like my girlfriend..

offers me a job even before applying to the openings.

Openings joke, Need a software company like my girlfriend..

I asked my Gynecologist about a Job

She said they had a few openings

I was going to become a gynecologist...

...but there weren't any openings.


How to rescue the economy:

Dear President Obama,

Patriotic retirement:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;

pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.

All this and it's still cheaper than the "bailout".

I'm just a Door looking for a job.

Know of any openings?

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