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I'm opening a new grocery stores named Organic Food Mart...
Our slogan: "We sell only the best carbon-based foods."
I am opening a new restaurant...
...called "Whatever. I Don't Care".
Gonna make a killing on date night.
What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London?
A great big pho queue.
I am opening a restaurant called "Peace and quiet"
A kid meal is £250
They are opening a hardware store in Indiana where they will only employ people who have had a difficult childhood being raised in either domestic a**... or foster houses.
It will be called the Broken Home Depot.
So I'm opening a soup-based s**... club
I'm thinking about naming it "The Brothel"
I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant…
It's called Vladimir Poutine.
I'm opening a tennis themed bar...
I'm calling it "First Come, First Served"
Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery.
We're calling it Send Noods
I'm opening a store that specializes in selling automatic weapons.
It's called Bloodbath & Beyond
I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.
I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:
Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!
Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!
I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".
We've got a new opening that you are qualified for!
Really? What is it?!
The exit.
Opening a laser eye clinic. Going to name it CircumVision...
SEE what I did there?
Im opening a shop where I will sell pies with savoury custurd filling.
I should do quite well. Its a quiche market.
I'm opening the first place you can create a painting and brew your own beer
It's called "Arts & Crafts"
I'm opening a clinic called The Hokey Pokey
It's where you go to turn yourself around.
I'm going to be opening a store that sells cow print socks
One for your left foot, one for the udder
I'm opening a new gay club called "Garage Sale"
Because one mans junk is another mans treasure!
Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...
Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?
So I am opening an Italian style restaurant.
Every item on the menu is going to be medication themed.
I am gonna call it.... Big Parma.
I've been considering opening a soup restaurant. I'd serve the finest soups from around the world using only the most illegally-sourced ingredients. I'll call it...
Bisquey Business
If the opening night of my m**...-smoked beef restaurant isn't a success, I could lose everything.
The steaks are so high.
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