Open Mic Jokes
18 open mic jokes and hilarious open mic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about open mic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Open Mic Short Jokes
Short open mic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The open mic humour may include short microphone jokes also.
- I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me.... I'll return
- A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do? Budapest
- A demolition expert goes on stage during open mic night... He proceeds to bring the house down.
- Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference.
My first original, time for open mic! - You can say what you want about the open-mic hip-hop audience. But, they really don't deserve the bad rap.
- I asked my dad if he knew what an "open mic night" was... "Yeah" he said "Its got something to do with surgery."
- What did the meteorologist use as his stage name when he rapped at the Open Mic Night? Heavy Drizzle.
- Doing open mic comedy is like Catholic mass. You try to go at least once a week and leave feeling really bad about yourself.
- April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
- So I told a p**... baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon
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Open Mic One Liners
Which open mic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with open mic? I can suggest the ones about drop the mic and open ended.
- What did the cannibal say on open-mic night? Tough crowd.
- Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? Because she's a cover thief.
Uproarious Open Mic Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about open mic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean karaoke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make open mic pranks.
A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.
Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says
"Ice, ice, icicle".
"Pop, pop, popsicle".
"Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen.
"Test, testing one two three"
An audio technician becomes a comedian
An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.
He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.
At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.
That was the last night he ever did comedy.
The feedback ruined it.
Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it s**... cuz they made me play one less chord.
Guess one of 'em was a minor.
A guy with a stammer participates in an open Mic night at a pub.
In his opening joke, he makes fun of other people with stammers. A guy from the audience shouts, "You can't make fun of disabilities even if you have one!" The comedian replies, "Did I f-f**... s-s-stutter?"