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What is a good opaque joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

While at our wedding, I pointed out to my wife-to-be...

that her her veil wasn't nearly opaque enough. She responded by discreetly implying she would hit me.
It was a thinly-veiled threat.

When choosing between transparent and opaque.

Transparent is the clear choice.

We're studying 'light' in science class and the teacher asks if she's clear

No ma'am, you're opaque.

Starting today, the United States military began phasing out traditional opaque arms for transparent weapons.

They are beginning preparations for a newclear war.


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