Oops Jokes
125 oops jokes and hilarious oops puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oops that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of oops jokes, including one-liners, puns, and riddles that will make you laugh. From clever puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. Whether you're looking for some laughs or just need a break from your busy day, this collection of oops jokes has it all!
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Funniest Oops Short Jokes
Short oops jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oops humour may include short error jokes also.
- TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub
- I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread
- According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worse student She's ever had.. Oops... sorry, wrong thread.
- AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub.
- TIL that the U.S. almost declared war against Russia by thinking that an allied underwater warship on their radar belonged to Russia... Oops...wrong sub
- BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines Oops, wrong sub.
- To the guy that's bad at building fences... Oops, wrong place for this post.
Figured i'd put it in the right place and re-post it for you. - The last thing you want to hear your surgeon say is "oops" Because if you hear that, it means your anaesthetist has also messed up..
- Apparently Karl Marx didn't like JOKES.... Edit-oops ..my bad..he just didn't like them capitalized.
- I am a big fan of Sarah Palin. Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.
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Oops One Liners
Which oops one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oops? I can suggest the ones about overs and awesome.
- I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread.
- What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics ? Oops.
- A bar walks into Albert Einstein. Oops, wrong frame of reference.
- TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub.
- The Beatles all walk into an orange underwater vehicle Oops, wrong sub
- Today i made a mistake while sewing. Oops, wrong thread.
- People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub.
- So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung
- What did the gay guy say while parking? Wow, I'm not straight at all...
- The results of the election are in! Oops, sorry, that info is only for us Russians.
- People tell me that I'm a bad knitter oops, wrong thread
- MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub.
- TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub
- What is the most important part of comedy? The Timing. ... Oops
- I am pretty bad at building fences. Oops, wrong place for this post.
Oops All Jokes
Here is a list of funny oops all jokes and even better oops all puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A seamstress accidentally pulls a string and unravels her life's work... Oops, wrong thread.
- 1 out of 3 people (Oops) I read that ONE out of three people in a relationship, were unfaithful.
I'm trying to determine if it's my WIFE or my MISTRESS. - I'll have an Italian BMT on Cheddar bread with everything but lettuce. A squirt of mayo and yellow mustard too please. Oops. Wrong sub.
- TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub.
- My dad text me saying, "Don't try to be someone you're not." It hurt when he added, "Oops, forgot the comma after 'someone'."
- My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich. Oops, wrong sub.
- So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus.
- TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!
- Did you hear that cops are going to start using bodycams when interacting with protesters? Oops typo. Body*slams*.
- Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat Oops!
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Uproarious Oops Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about oops you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oops pranks.
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what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog?
oops, forgot the k**...
So on the morning of 9/11 then Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf rang up Bush
Musharraf - "Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to assure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush - "What buildings? What people?"
Musharraf - "Oh, what time is it in America now?"
Bush - "It's eight in the morning."
Musharraf - "Oops... Will call back in an hour."
Pronounced 'Dead' on arrival ... oops!
The soon to be new parents known as Mr. & Mrs. D. were so excited, as they were just about to give birth to their brand new daughter, whom they'd already decided to name Dea D..
Just a few minutes later, a healthy baby girl popped out but was unfortunately pronounced 'Dead' on arrival by the attending nurse who apparently had significant issues with letter spacing on medical charts.
The thing about poops
Starts with p, ends with oops
I'm a vegetarian. Subway gave me a Chicken Club.
Oops, wrong sub.
I had the choice of big or small speakers for my car, but when I picked the bigger one, it didn't fit.
Oops, wrong sub.
For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated.
Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated.
Please Help! I've got a medical condition where I can't discern between the letter "b" and the letters "th".
Oops, wrong bread.
While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.
Oops wrong sub.
TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...
Oops, wrong sub
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Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!?
oops wrong sub...
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Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
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I accidentally flogged another d**...'s client.
Oops, wrong sub.
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I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask...
Oops, wrong sub!
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What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you n**...?
"Oops, wrong person."
What do you get when you take the pee out of poops
oops
[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico
Oops wrong sub
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LPT: If you're considering trying b**... with your SO, don't start at a costume party.
Oops wrong sub
I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday.
Oops. Sorry: autocorrect.
*suffrage.
LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway
Oops wrong sub
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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
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Why does santa have s**... all over his hands?
Oops, i put up the wrong stockings
TIL about the Marinas Incident, where an American Destroyer accidentally sank an American Submarine.
Oops, wrong sub.
I was supposed to knit blue mittens for the Children's Cancer Foundation, but I had accidentally knitted all red mittens...
Oops, wrong thread.
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Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level...
...oops, wrong sub.
Memo for our next sewing club meeting!
Oops wrong thread!
I can never figure out where I belong in the navy...
Oops, wrong sub!
TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script.
Oops. Wrong dub.
(Real oops. Meant to type improvised)
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Oops. Wrong sub.
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Told an inmate to have a safe drive home.
I'm a corrections officer, getting ready to head out at shift change:
Inmate: "drive home safe"
Me: "yeah you too..."
Me: (thinking "oops, ouch")
Coworker: "Muahahaha"
Inmate: (hops into his imaginary car and shuffles to his cell making f**... engine noises, screeches the brakes, steps out of his car and into his cell. Pokes his head out) "Made it home safe dad"
Me and my coworker burst out laughing
Is this the bus for dyslexic kids?
Oops, wrong sub.
"It's not who I am underneath...
... But it's what I do that defines me! " - Bruce Jenner
Oops... Wrong Bruce!
TIL that knitting ex champion Teresa Keller lost her title in 2011 just because she was kitting with a slightly different color.
Oops wrong thread.
What did britney spears say when she got a letter from the IRS?
"Oops, audited again"
How does a dyslexic travel to work?
oops wrong bus.
How do you fix a nuclear reactor with one hand?
Oops, wrong sub!
TFW your surgeon is performing circumcision and you wonder when will it be over
"Oops.. Won't be long now"
When the school's math teacher got sick, they replaced him with an English teacher...
Oops, wrong sub.
A guy at a restaurant pays for his meal after eating.
Waiter: sir, you forgot to pay for your steak.
Guy: oops ..... my mis-steak.
Waiter: please leave the restaurant.
My jeans are blue but the string I bought is red...
Oops. Wrong thread...
Roast beef on French roll
Oops wrong sub.
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Barry Manilow, Barry White, and Barry Gibb should form a band
It should be called Oops, All Barrys
(My Boyfriend just invented this joke)
TIFU by accidentally ramming my toe against the cigarette urn while I was trying to throw my cigarette away.
Oops, wrong stub.
What's an "oopsie daisy"?
Jean cutoffs and too much trust in a toot.
What's the best way to relieve tensions after a long walk in the forest?
Calamine lotion
Oops, 'ten shins'
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What can you say during both s**... and a family dinner?
Oops, I spilled on the baby!
A man is recovering from surgery.
A man is recovering from a minor surgery when a nurse comes in to check on him.
How are you feeling? she asks.
I'm okay, he says, but I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used during surgery.
What did he say? the nurse asks.
Oops.
I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies...
Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...
Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.
TIFU by accidentally slapping my teacher in the face
oops wrong sub
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My first day as a d**... I walked into another dom's chambers
Oops, wrong sub.
My friend got fired from subway for messing up an order
oops, wrong sub.
TIFU by revealing to my colleagues that I consider myself part of LGBTQ.
Oops, wrong community.
TIFU by drawing the wrong gun
My platoon was ordered to draw guns either MP5 or MP7.
I took the P90 and said oops, wrong sub.
So i was watching an anime last night and all the captions were in spanish
oops wrong sub
Where can I shop the largest shoe collection?
Oops, I think Auschwitz to the wrong sub...
Answer, more than 1
Oops
