Uproarious Oops Jokes to Share with Friends
What did the gay guy say while parking?
Wow, I'm not straight at all...
So on the morning of 9/11 then Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf rang up Bush
Musharraf - "Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to assure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush - "What buildings? What people?"
Musharraf - "Oh, what time is it in America now?"
Bush - "It's eight in the morning."
Musharraf - "Oops... Will call back in an hour."
TIFU by hiring a registered s**... offender as a replacement teacher
Oops wrong sub.
While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.
Oops wrong sub.
BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines
Oops, wrong sub.
TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...
Oops, wrong sub
TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine.
Oops, wrong sub.
TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Jimmy Johns
Oops... Wrong sub.
I'll see myself out.
Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
I accidentally flogged another d**...'s client.
Oops, wrong sub.
I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask...
Oops, wrong sub!
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MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class
Oops, wrong sub.
TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine.
Oops, wrong sub!
So I married way too young...
Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung
What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you n**...?
"Oops, wrong person."
TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine
Oops, wrong sub.
TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine.
oops wrong sub.
TIFU by making my husband the wrong sandwich
Oops, wrong sub!
TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos
Oops, wrong sub
[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico
Oops wrong sub
I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday.
Oops. Sorry: autocorrect.
*suffrage.
I'll have an Italian BMT on Cheddar bread with everything but lettuce. A squirt of mayo and yellow mustard too please.
Oops. Wrong sub.
TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy
Oops, wrong sub
Today i made a mistake while sewing.
Oops, wrong thread.
Today I spanked the wrong woman at b**... party
Oops, wrong sub
TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today
Oops... wrong sub
AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle
Oops, wrong sub.
TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich
Oops wrong sub.
TIFU by eating my roommates lunch
Oops, wrong sub
j**... was in hospital
He was recovering from his surgery. A nurse asks him how he is.
I'm OK, but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used during the surgery, he answered.
What did he say? asked the nurse.
OOPS!
What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
Hillary Clinton is going to be the first f president...
... Oops, I meant to say female but someone deleted the emale
I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting
Oops, wrong thread.
I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president
Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted
People tell me that I'm a bad knitter
oops, wrong thread
TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car
Oops, wrong sub!
I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size
Oops, wrong thread
TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway
Oops, wrong sub
My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich.
Oops, wrong sub.
TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich.
Oops wrong sub.
Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level...
...oops, wrong sub.
I can never figure out where I belong in the navy...
Oops, wrong sub!
People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century...
Oops wrong sub.
So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and...
...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus.
Told an inmate to have a safe drive home.
I'm a corrections officer, getting ready to head out at shift change:
Inmate: "drive home safe"
Me: "yeah you too..."
Me: (thinking "oops, ouch")
Coworker: "Muahahaha"
Inmate: (hops into his imaginary car and shuffles to his cell making f**... engine noises, screeches the brakes, steps out of his car and into his cell. Pokes his head out) "Made it home safe dad"
Me and my coworker burst out laughing
The Beatles all walk into an orange underwater vehicle
Oops, wrong sub
What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS?
"Oops, audited again"
im giving up alcohol for a month
Oops, I meant "I'm giving up; alcohol for a month!"
Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat
Oops!
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A seamstress accidentally pulls a string and unravels her life's work...
Oops, wrong thread.
What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics ?
Oops.
What is the most important part of comedy? The Timing.
... Oops
To the guy that's bad at building fences...
Oops, wrong place for this post.
Figured i'd put it in the right place and re-post it for you.
I am a big fan of Sarah Palin.
Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.
My dad text me saying, "Don't try to be someone you're not."
It hurt when he added, "Oops, forgot the comma after 'someone'."
What can you say during both s**... and a family dinner?
Oops, I spilled on the baby!
Oops..
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
A man is recovering from surgery.
A man is recovering from a minor surgery when a nurse comes in to check on him.
How are you feeling? she asks.
I'm okay, he says, but I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used during surgery.
What did he say? the nurse asks.
Oops.
I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies...
Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...
Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.
I am pretty bad at building fences.
Oops, wrong place for this post.
A bar walks into Albert Einstein.
Oops, wrong frame of reference.
Did you hear that cops are going to start using bodycams when interacting with protesters?
Oops typo. Body*slams*.
TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their ow**... submarine, thinking it was an enemy
Oops, wrong sub.
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worse student She's ever had..
Oops... sorry, wrong thread.
The results of the election are in!
Oops, sorry, that info is only for us Russians.
I bought Pfizer years ago and was so excited to earn millions when they announced their COVID vaccine...
Oops.... Turns out I bought Pfizer Total Landscaping instead. Oh well. Maybe I could rent the place out for a news conference?
A bar walks into Einstein.
Oops, bad choice of reference frame.
I'm giving up drinking, for a month.
*(oops, incorrect punctuation)*
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
I got asked out by 15 different women today
Oops, wrong restroom...
I'm the woman who caused the Tour de France c**...! AMA!
Oops, gotta run!
1 out of 3 people (Oops)
I read that ONE out of three people in a relationship, were unfaithful.
I'm trying to determine if it's my WIFE or my MISTRESS.
The last thing you want to hear your surgeon say is "oops"
Because if you hear that, it means your anaesthetist has also messed up..
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do, as it feels a little roomier.
Just as the movie was about to start, a blonde from the centre of the row got up and started making her way out, saying, "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, got to hurry, oops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me, I was pretty annoyed with her and asked, "Could you have not done this a little earlier?"
"No", she whispered loudly to me, "The 'TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE' message just came up on the screen, and mine is in the car."
This just happened.
9 year old: I need some water. I haven't aten any in awhile...
Me: Aten?
9 year old: oops! I mean dranken.
Me: Did you actually just correct yourself to "dranken?" Are you on cracken?
9 year old: what's cracken?
Me: Not much what's crackin' with you!
I heard the next Fast and Furious movie is going to have these fins on the back of the cars....
...Oops, spoilers.
1974 Russians accidentally blew up their ow**... submarine, thinking it was an enemy
Oops, wrong sub.
AITA: I went to an o**... last night as a d**... and accidentally hooked up with someone else's submissive.
Oops wrong sub
What did the Indian boy say to his mom when he left for school?
Bombay!
Oops, i mean, Mumbai…
