Ooo Jokes
20 ooo jokes and hilarious ooo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ooo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ooo Short Jokes
Short ooo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ooo humour may include short jokes also.
- Two monkeys in the bath, one turns to the other and says 'ooo ooo aah aahh!!' to which the other replies.. 'Well put some cold in then!'
- Two monkeys get into a bath... The first monkey says: "OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH".
The second monkey says: "Put some cold in then." - Adventure Time/Regular Show If Finn is from the land of Ooo,
And Fiona is from the land of Aaa,
Would Mordecai and Rigby be from the land of WOOOOOAAAAH!!!!! - I saw my local theatre advertising a night of x**... Roman plays... I thought "ooo, sounds s**...," so I went along, but was disappointed.
It turned out to just be thirty plays. - I was in a Thai s**... club. After flirting with one of the workers, I suggested we go to the bathroom together.
"Ooo, what for, honey?" she winked.
I said, "Clarity."
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Ooo One Liners
Which ooo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ooo? I can suggest the ones about and .
- ABCD... EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!
- Old McDonald had a farm. It foreclosed.
>!e-i-e-i-ooo!!< - Monkey bath A monkey bath -
A bath that's so hot, when you step in you go
Ooo ooo ooo - Who was Bill Cosby's favorite character in the 1991 film "Hook"? RUFIO! RUFIO! RU-FI-OOO!
- What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami!
(Umami) - What does a wolf say when it's hurt? "Ow, Ow, Ow OOO!"
- TIFU while having s**... on an elevator Hey-ooo
Ooo Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ooo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ooo pranks.
Fishing secret
A guy is out ice fishing and he hasn't had a bite in hours, but the fellow next to him is pulling in fish after fish. Exasperated, the man finally approached the successful fisherman to find his secret.
"What's your secret buddy, I mean you've been pulling in fish left and right all day long."
"Ooo gahh takee darmns orm" the guy says.
"What??"
"Ooo gahh takee darmns orm"
"I'm sorry, I just can't understand you."
"Oh...," he says and spits something in his hand.
"You've got to keep the worms warm."
Julio Iglesias
dad: "sweetheart, do you know Spanish singer Julio Iglesias? He said he wanted to have another concert soon, you know! "
mom: "My deaaar, if I say 'Julio', it is pronounced as 'Hulio'. Don't embarrassed me like that ... "
dad: "Ooo ... is that so, ...?"
mom: "Yes, dear. When will the concert be available? "
dad: "It was Hanuari, but it was postponed. Either its Hune or Huly. Lets Watch it! After that, I plan to h**... together with him at his room, what do you think?
Condoms
A boy and his father are shopping when they pass the c**... aisle. The boy sees three pack sizes of condoms, a pack of three, one of six, and one of twelve. He grabs the three pack.
The father says, Those are for high schoolers. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.
The boy asks, Who are the six packs for?
The father responds, those are for college students. TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.
The boy responds, Ooo! What are the twelve packs for then?
The father sighs and says, Those... are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...
A cop pulls over three elderly woman..
The cop says "M'am, do you realize you were going 15 mph in a 55?"
Old lady driver: " Ooo I must have been mistaken then, that sign over there says 15"
The cop laughs and says "M'am thats route 15; you're on route 15 right now"
Old lady driver: "I am so embarassed! Please forgive me"
The cop: "Well everything seems okay here, just make sure to keep it at the speed limit. I do have one question for you though. Your friend in the back seat seems to be a bit pale and anxious, is everything okay?"
Old lady driver: "Oh yeah she'll be fine....we just got off of route 115"