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Oompa Jokes

7 oompa jokes and hilarious oompa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oompa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore t**....

Appreciating a joke

As an epileptic, I appreciate jokes about epilepsy. As a Jew, I appreciate Jewish and holocaust jokes. As a Caucasian, I enjoy the very few white jokes.
If only I was an Oompa Loompa, then I can enjoy Donald Trump Jokes.

What do you call the oompa loompas at Auschwitz?

Concentrated orange jews.

I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today...

He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')

Oompa Loopa Doopity Doo

Here's an executive order for you...

How msny oompa loompas does it take to change a lightbulb?

Like 25 and a ten minute performance on light

What's the difference between america and w**...'s wonkers chocolate factory?

America has one of the Oompa Loompas in charge

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