Ono Jokes

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Funniest Ono Short Jokes

Short ono jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ono humour may include short veterinarian jokes also.

1. Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.
2. The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono
3. Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill? He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."
4. Yoko Ono was abducted by alien lawyers in a UFO They offered to represent her pro bono
5. What kind of dog lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
6. Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.
7. After Yoko Ono told John Lennon she loves him 8 days a week, Lennon wrote the song "Help!".
8. Yoko Ono should've changed her last name to Ohno... As in, "oh no I broke up the Beatles."
9. What do you call a dog that pees on the mat? Ono-mat-o-poeia
10. What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).

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Ono One Liners

Which ono one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ono? I can suggest the ones about lives and yellow.

1. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.
2. Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
3. Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono
4. What does Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off of dead beatles.
5. What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono
6. What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono
7. Turning back the clock an hour in 2020 Is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.
8. What did people say when the Beatles broke up? Ono.
9. What's got two legs and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.
10. What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono
11. What do you call a COVID19 + person's sneeze? Coronal Mass Ejection! ^Astr^ono^my
12. Say ONO. Now ONU.
    Now ONI.
    Now ONA.
    Now ONE.
    You just said oh-nee, didn't you?
13. What do you call a vegetable that can't sing? Choko Ono.
14. Yoko Ono Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.
15. What does a furry say when having a gun pointed at them? ONO

Yoko Ono Jokes

Here is a list of funny yoko ono jokes and even better yoko ono puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Yoko Ono gave you h**...... Would that be strawberry fields forever?

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Ono Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about ono you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depends jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ono pranks.