Onlookers Jokes
6 onlookers jokes and hilarious onlookers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about onlookers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Onlookers Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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A woman collapsed on the street
Her husband, luckily, was able to catch her in time.
"Is anyone here a doctor!?" The husband shouted with sheer panic in his tone.
A man barreled through the onlooking crowd, knocking a few of them over to join the husband and wife.
"I'm a vegan!" The man said.
At the Olympics, a guy walks past a group of spectators, carrying a long pole.
One of the onlookers says to the guy, "Are you a pole vaulter?" The guy responds, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed?
Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback.
A panda walks into a bar
sits down and asks the bartender for food. after eating, gets up, takes out a gun and kills the bartender. as he is leaving, a shocked onlooker asks him "why did you do that?" and he answers "Hey. I'm a Panda. It's what I do."
in confusion, they look it up in an encyclopedia.
Panda. Mammal. Eats shoots and leaves.
There was an accident at the glass factory today
Onlookers could Only describe the scene as "paneful to watch"
A car rolls up to the cemetary and the pallbearers unload the coffin.
Resting on top of the coffin is a set of golf clubs. An onlooker remarks to his companion, "He must have been quite the golfer."
"Oh he still is. Once he gets his brother in the ground, he'll still have time for a quick nine."
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