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Online Dating
My friend told me she wanted to try online dating.
"Don't bother," I said, "It's a colossal waste of time."
"Why?" she asked, "That's how you met your boyfriend."
"Exactly."
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Online Dating
I've been trying out online dating and it hasn't been going so well. Last night, I went on a date and ended up sleeping with my 3rd cousin... I can't believe I've now had sex with three of my cousins.
Was on an online dating website.
"Which do you prefer, McDonald's or Burger King?" I asked her. "And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not..."
"Ohhhh I'm nervous now" she giggled "But for me, it's Burger King".
"See ya later" I replied. "The correct answer would've been neither, Fatty".
Online dates are like recipes…
they never look like the picture.
I took one of those online IQ tests ...
And got a 404. I'm a super genius!
What online payment service does the Pope use?
Papal.
Online Dating is like Online gaming.
The Grind is real.
I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex.
I made a really big mistake!
Online dating is like a bakery
You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts.
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The Online Biology Class
I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are.
Turns out, "black people" is NOT a good answer.
Here is my online impression of an extractor fan.
I used to like tractors. I don't now
Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community.
Prison.
He meant prison.
I went to take an online ADHD test today...
but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring.
How do you tell if someone online is American?
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded.
(Not the best and not original)
I went online and rated our Solar System
Gave it one star.
Know why online dating doesn't work for snakes?
e-reptile dysfunction.
There's an online streaming service playing nothing but "Girlfriend In A Coma" by The Smiths, on repeat...
...I know, I know. It's Sirius.
If online bullying has taught us anything.
It's that some kids would rather kill themselves than lose a bit of weight.
Why are so many online nerds voting far-right?
They are terrible at socializing.
What was the name of the online barber?
E-Clips
.... Couldn't resist
Online dating is a lot like fishing in my local river
Catfish get all the best ones for themselves
"If I can't get a online date, no one can."
— Ajit Pai
Online self-diognosis tests are such a joke..
I took one to see if I had ADHD and it got so boring and repetitive I couldn't finish it.
Thanks to online schools...
Education is reducing gun violence!
What did the online personality say to the doctor after running some tests?
Is this going to be viral?
You know, online shopping services are really successful nowadays...
Amazon is a Prime example.
Online classified ad
Premature ejaculator in need of smoking hot size 6 blonde.
Preferably with blue eyes and huge double d....
Nevermind.
The online angling community is much better environmentally...
At least it is more efishent.
I tried online dating, but it was a disaster.
I never could understand what the profiles meant. Apparently, "GWM" does not stand for "Girl With Money".
Took an online iq test
I'm so smart that I got a 404
So someone online recently told me that he's amish
Wait a second...
Online video games are just click measuring contests.
Ayup.
On my online dating profile it clearly says that I'm 6 foot - 4 inches
So why when I turn up are woman always disappointed that I'm 5'8
I went to the first online dating agency I could find and within 1 hour had met my wife!
It was love at first site
What is an online strippers biggest flaw?
Their a bit Twitchy.
My online parasol store got shut down.
The police claimed we were engaging in shade e-dealings.
I once had an online hacker friend
But he ransomware
What do online video games and sonnets have in common?
Both end in a GG.
I do online classes like games...
Blame it all on my internet.
I went online looking for some new recipies for dessert.
I clicked on accept cookies, but I'm still waiting for them to show up.
How can online retailers hurt Russia?
Suspending delivery of Adidas Tracksuit.
My online gf is teaching me the metric system on our first real date…
I can't wait to metre
My online coffee bean order wasn't eligible for overnight delivery.
They told me they only ship ground.
I have an online gf
If for any reason I were to die, could someone please tell my wifi lover
My online lizard has stopped working...
I've got e-reptile dysfunction.
