Onions Garlic Jokes
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What did the Onion ask the garlic for during their divorce?
Allium-ony.
Tonight I made salmon for supper
As it was gently cooking in a warm bath of garlic, herbs, lemon, wine, and onion I got a visit from a Fish and Wildlife officer. He said sir we have reason to believe that salmon has been poached
have you ever heard of the garlic and onions diet?
you eat garlic and onions only for a week, you don't get much thinner but people will stay far away from you so you seem smaller.
Three Guys Are Getting Ready For Their Dates
The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."
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