Oneup Jokes
5 oneup jokes and hilarious oneup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oneup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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three couples are sitting down for some evening tea
one of the three men says to his wife can you pass the sugar, sugar?
the second husband thinks it's cute how his friend called his wife sugar while asking for the sugar. not wanting to be outdone he attempts to one-up his friend by sweetly asking his own wife, can you pass the honey, honey?
the third man now feels there is an expectation for him to say something cute to his wife. so he clears his t**... and asks her can you pass the tea, bag?
A coworker claims I always have to one-up his stories.
But I know a guy that one-ups people's stories way more.
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A Russian, an American, and a Canadian are sitting around a bonfire...
...when suddenly, the Russian throws his bottle of v**... into the fire. The American jumps up and asks, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian replies, "In Russia, we have so much v**...! We do this all the time!"
The American, wanting to one-up the Russian, grabs a handful of cash and throws it into the fire, and says, "In America, we have so much money! We do this all the time!"
The Canadian grabs a Native.
what does the one-upping hipster say?
hold my avocado
A man and his wife play petty games with each other regularly in order to one-up the other.
One morning his wife wakes him up hollering "I'm so much better than you that I even beat you at getting up in the morning".
This continued for some time, as his wife woke him up early and continuously drove home how better than him she was.
One day when he left for work his friend, who knew about their unstable relationship, noticed him smiling and asked him what happened
"I beat my wife up this morning"
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