Onetwothree Jokes
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Swimming Cats
An English cat named OneTwoThree and a French cat named UnDeuxTrois decided to swim across the lake, but only one cat survived the journey. Which cat made it?
OneTwoThree, because UnDeuxTrois cat sank
So there are two Cats...
The first cats name is one-two-three and the second cats name is un-deux-t**..., both cats try to cross the river, which cat got across first?
The one-two-three cat, because the un-deux-t**... cat sank
Two cats decided to have a swimming race across the English channel
The English cat's name was One-Two-Three, and the French cat's name was Un-Deux-t**.... They both swam as fast as they could across the Channel, but in the end, the One-Two-Three cat was declared the winner because.....
the Un-Deux-t**... cat sank! (quatre cinq)
The English Cat and the French Cat
There were two cats. One was British and one was French. The name of the British cat was One-two-three and the name of the French cat was Un-deux-t**.... They decided to have a race to see which cat could be the first to swim across the English Channel.
Obviously, the cat named One-two-three won. Why? Because Un-deux-t**... cat sank.
French cat joke
Two cat's are trying to cross a river, ones name is Onetwothree and the others name is Undeuxtrois.
Why was Onetwothree the only survivor?
Because Undeuxtrois cat sank.
Two cats met at a river bank to cross the river. One was named One-Two-Three, the other was named Un-Deux-t**....
Unfortunately, only One-Two-Three cat made it across. Un-Deux-t**... cat sank.
An Englishman named "One-two-three" and a Frenchman named "Un-deux-trios" challenged each other to see whose cat could swim across the Channel first...
After a grueling competition, One-two-three won after Un-deux-t**... quatre cinq.
Three cats were racing across a lake
They were named OneTwoThree, UnDeuxTrois, and UnoDosTres. OneTwoThree won, UnoDosTres got second, but UnDeuxTrois was nowhere to be found.
Because the UnDeuxTrois quatre cinq.
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