Oneliner Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Oneliner puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Oneliner

An orchestra one-liner

I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor

A maybe original one-liner

"I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work," said the disgusting bartender.

Tell me your best one-liner. I'll start.

Scientists have discovered that diarrhea runs in the genes.

Funny one-liner that George Carlin once wrote.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

My favorite One-liner

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people apper bright until you hear them speak.

One-liners for when you're leaving - example: "I'm going to make like a baby, and head out."

I also use "Let's make like a chapped-ass, and split."

What are some other good ones?

I know a hooker downtown that charges by the inch.

I can't afford her, but you probably could.

*(one-liner from the old guy that delivers stock to my work.)*

A one-liner a came up with.

I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!

They say one-liners are the lowest form of comedy

That's why I only tell my jokes to midgets

Election One-Liner

Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work..

A one-liner comedian and a geneticist were planning a family

using a pun-net square

My friend came up with this fabulous one-liner.

I wrote this funny oneliner on a post-it and placed it on my best friend's back.

I started laughing, but he didn't get it. Thats when I told him: 'The joke is on you, buddy!'

Any joke is a one-liner

if your page is wide enough.

What's dad's best one-liner?

"My wife."

Just came up with a one-liner after hearing an ad on the radio

Conflict-free wedding ring is an oxymoron.

Are one-liners accepted?

I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean "afraid of xenomorphs".

Did you guys hear the one-liner about the Monorail?

Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work.

I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs

Epicurean One-Liner

The death row inmate eats burgers and fries.

A one-liner walks into a bar.

How do you call a self-restrained coke addict?

A one-liner

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

Joko Jokes