Onelegged Jokes
41 onelegged jokes and hilarious onelegged puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about onelegged that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Onelegged Short Jokes
Short onelegged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The onelegged humour may include short parks jokes also.
- A one-legged man goes to a beer bar Bartender asks "What'll you have?"
He replies "Something hoppy" - Do you like jokes that make you think a little? If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it?
Flattery. - What's the best way for a lady to protect herself from a one-legged attacker? Kick him in the crutch!
- I'm fine with IHOP changing their name to IHOB I just feel bad for all the one-legged waitresses who lost their jobs.
- A one-legged man walks into a tech-support store... ...and tells the man "I can't get past this 2-step authentication!"
- I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.
- My 8-year-old's newest joke: What did the one-legged man with OCD say when he opened the closet? Hi, jean!
- What do you tell a one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in!
What's her name?
Eileen.
Where is she going?
Ihop! - Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
- In 1955 Rosa Parks refuses to give up her bus seat to a white person. The one-legged pregnant woman was forced to sit in the isle.
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Onelegged One Liners
Which onelegged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with onelegged? I can suggest the ones about seat and met.
- I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene.
- What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
- What did the bus driver say to the one-legged man? Hop on.
- I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.
- One legged man What does a one-legged man call karate?
Partial Arts - My wife is a one-legged mannequin I just can't stand her.
- What do you call a one-legged woman wearing Levi's? Jean.
- What do you call a one-legged lady? Eileen.
- My latest moneymaking idea was a rubber beach shoe for one-legged people. It was a flop.
- What do you call a one-legged woman Matiltda
- Where do one-legged people work at? IHOP.
- Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop
- Where does a one-legged person work IHOB
Wait... - How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward.
- What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?
Comical Onelegged Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about onelegged you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make onelegged pranks.
A couple passed a one-legged hitch-hiker on the highway.
A couple passed a one-legged hitch-hiker on the highway.
The wife suggested they should give him a ride.
Her husband said, "Nope, I tried to give him a ride just the other day. He just screamed and cursed at me."
"I wonder why," she said.
"Don't know," he answered," All I said to him was 'hop in.'"
Spercomputer was asked to find an alternative to Clinton and Trump to save presidential election.
The computer picked up a 80-year-old one-legged man from mental hospital in Georgia.
When he was asked: "How could you be a better alternative? You are older than any of them, sicker than Clinton and even more insane than Trump?", he answered:
"Well, maybe because I'm honest about it"
My stand-up routine about one-legged men trying to drink each other's warm v**... was never successful
Too many lame gags
Where does a one-legged woman work?
**IHOP**
What's her name? Eileen
If she's Asian what's her name? Irene
/goingtohellforthis
