Onea Jokes
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A one-armed eldery man and his wife step into a restaurant in Paris
The man orders a steak while his wife goes for a salad. The waiter sees the man struggle with his steak, as he only has one arm. The waiter feels bad for the man, but doesn't want to ask him if everything is alright because he might embarrase the man. At one point the man leaves the table to go to the bathroom and the waiter approaches the woman.
"Is everything alright?" He asks. The woman tells him that her husband lost his arm in the second world war when he was fighting in Paris. The waiter tells his manager they've got a proper veteran in their restaurant and the manager doesn't think twice. "Everyone that fought for our freedom eats for free!"
The waiter brings them the good news and the couple is much delighted. After dinner the manager and the waiter e**... the couple to the door. When holding the door open for the veteran he looks at the manager and says "Vielen dank für die guten abend"
How do you get an one-armed person down a tree
Wave at them
How do you get a one-armed dumb guy out of a tree?
Wave to him.
A one-armed man was robbed
The robber said "stick it up"
How does a one-armed man swim?
In circles
What was the one-armed pornstars biggest accomplishment?
She single-handedly j**... off an entire football team
I remember asking the girl i lost my virginity to,if i was her first one
She said no,she had been with another one,a seven and an eight before..
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