Following is our collection of puns and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including One Liner jokes for adults, dirty jokes and clean dad gags for kids.
Coke addicts.
What can I say, I love dry clean humour.
1 Dimension
Don't worry, it's a quick one liner.
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You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'
Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Well, he wasn't exactly gonna try stand-up, was he?
He can't do standup comedy!
She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
- Tim Vine, King of the one liners.
But the comedian lost because he only had one liners.
^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN!
The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it.
Nice one liner I thought of today-
What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?
I'm an immigrant, you're an immigrant. we should be friends with benefits.
But then I realized it was turning.
A bastardized one liner from /u/SkidMark_wahlberg comment.
With its punchline
I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed
I'm sorry if this is against the rules but I'm first to speak at a speech I have to give and I was looking for a one liner I could introduce myself with. It should be something related to being first because my name is Alex and it's in alphabetical order.
And he says, I really like this one liner!
if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a "voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear".
Who loves telling jokes, they're mainly one liners... because he's puny
Every top post I see from this sub now is a basic one liner, and half of them aren't even that good. While I appreciate a good simple joke as much as the next person, there needs to be a good mixture that include actual story jokes with a true set up and punchline.
I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.
As seen on a bridge at my local university.
Yesterday my uncle slipped into a coma; bastards living the dream!
So two law students walk into a bar
Well you're always going to have a Gouda time with me! 😉😜
#instapuss #yourwelcom
Had this dropped on me at work today.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
All prime numbers are odd except one.
Because she lies.
The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas.
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.