Following is our collection of funniest One Liner jokes. There are some one liner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these one liner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because he can't do stand up
It was just collecting dust.
but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late
The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends.
She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
That's not the first time Germany has gone into Russia unprepared...
The real joke is in the comets
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I don't know if any of you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you might've noticed Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.
Reagan, who never missed the opportunity for a good one-liner, raised his head out of the casket and said I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together
said the disgusting bartender.
Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". 1906 - 1988
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
Coke addicts.
That's why some people apper bright until you hear them speak.
He can't do stand-up.
I was not impressed!
The fact that he isn't me.
but I thought it would be too sacrilegious.
That's why I only tell my jokes to midgets
using a pun-net square
What can I say, I love dry clean humour.
But then again, how could you tell?
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We suggest to use only working one liner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.