One Liner Jokes

Following is our collection of puns and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including One Liner jokes for adults, dirty jokes and clean dad gags for kids.

The Best One Liner Puns

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes

What can I say, I love dry clean humour.

Wanna hear a good one liner?

1 Dimension

Do you all have time for a the joke about the world's fastest cruise ship?

Don't worry, it's a quick one liner.

I came up with the best clickbait one liner


What's a pirates favorite letter?

You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'

Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes

My all-time favorite one liner NSFW

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

Why was Stephen Hawking always so quick with the one liners?

Well, he wasn't exactly gonna try stand-up, was he?

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners

He can't do standup comedy!

So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley

She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

- Tim Vine, King of the one liners.

A comedian and his friend are having a Tetris battle.

But the comedian lost because he only had one liners.

Any joke can be a one liner

^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough.

One liner....

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN!

Dirty fetish one liner

The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it.

Grow it out for the summer

Nice one liner I thought of today-
What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?

One liner

I'm an immigrant, you're an immigrant. we should be friends with benefits.

I was going to run out of the way from the tornado

But then I realized it was turning.

A bastardized one liner from /u/SkidMark_wahlberg comment.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

One liners

I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed

[Joke Request] jokes about being first.

I'm sorry if this is against the rules but I'm first to speak at a speech I have to give and I was looking for a one liner I could introduce myself with. It should be something related to being first because my name is Alex and it's in alphabetical order.

A man is on a fancy cruise ship...

And he says, I really like this one liner!

Funny one liner

if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a "voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear".

There's a small and weak man

Who loves telling jokes, they're mainly one liners... because he's puny

(meta) About the direction this sub is going

Every top post I see from this sub now is a basic one liner, and half of them aren't even that good. While I appreciate a good simple joke as much as the next person, there needs to be a good mixture that include actual story jokes with a true set up and punchline.

Chemistry One Liner

I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.

As seen on a bridge at my local university.

Cruel One Liner

Yesterday my uncle slipped into a coma; bastards living the dream!

I play Santa every Christmas Eve for my family. What one liners/short jokes should Santa tell this year?

One liner

So two law students walk into a bar

So... Heard you like cheesy one liners?...

Well you're always going to have a Gouda time with me! 😉😜
#instapuss #yourwelcom

What's the best one liner you've heard?

Had this dropped on me at work today.

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Math one liner

All prime numbers are odd except one.

One Liner: With everything that Hillary Clinton says, at least we know she's not Aes Sedai.

Because she lies.

That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...

I'm going to a medieval wedding and I need some one liners.

One liner. I have a cold.

The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas.

There is an abundance of jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 35 funniest jokes and one liner puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any witze you can hear about one liner.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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