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officer Training School
Members of the 4 British Armed Services are completing an exam for Officer Training.
QUESTION: You're on a survival course & upon returning to your tent, you discover a scorpion.
What do you do?
NAVY answers: I would gingerly pick it up & throw it out of the tent.
ARMY answers: I would stomp it & throw it out of my tent.
MARINE answers: I would stomp it, eat it & then go to sleep.
AIRFORCE answers: I would call Room Service & ask WHY there is a tent in my Hotel Room.
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...
...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...
Except ginger goths. They go n**....
As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy
I just go sit underneath the full moon.
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What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?
They've go no Seoul.
I felt a chill go down as my wife noticed me eyeing a nice looking ginger
"I know what you're thinking and if that's what you want then go right ahead have it your way" she said
So I made us some herbal tea and that was the best freaking thing that I have had on a cold cold day
Stay warm guys
I asked a red headed friend of mine what I could do to be just like him.
His response was "You have to go through the long and tough process of becoming a redhead." So, as of today, I have started the process of being trans-gingered.
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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop?
For a sole
Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?
Ginger snaps
Why'd the redhead go to the dentist?
To get checked for "ginger"vitis.
A brunette, a ginger, and a blonde...
...go on a survivalist show where they are to survive for as long as possible in the desert. Each can bring one item, but they need to justify to the producers how it will assist their survival. The brunette shows up with a canteen, explaining to the producers that a method of carrying water is critical. The ginger shows up with an umbrella, explaining that it's imperative that the sun be kept off the skin. When the blonde shows up, she's carrying a car door. When the producers ask why, she tells them that if it gets too hot, she wants to be able to open the window.
A blonde, brunette and ginger get lost in the woods
They make a shelter but start getting hungry so the brunette decides to go out hunting. She returns with a rabbit and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the brunette replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"
The next day the ginger decides to go out hunting, she returns with a deer, and the blonde asks "how'd you get that?", the ginger replies "Oh I just followed some tracks and found it"
The next day the blonde decides to go out hunting, she returns covered in bruises and cuts, the brunette asks "what happened to you?" The blonde replies "I followed some tracks and got hit by a train".
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- As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
- Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop? For a sole
- Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps
- Why'd the redhead go to the dentist? To get checked for "ginger"vitis.
- What do gingers and North Koreans have in common? They've go no Seoul.