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An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...

He turns to his crewmate and says:
"d**..., I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."

My kid was boarding the wrong flight when he asked me, "What's another name for onboard luggage?"

I said, "Carry-on, my wayward son."

The true reason that the Titanic sank...

The combined weight of all the time travelers that suddenly appeared onboard.

This year my wife was struggling for ideas on what to get me for my birthday.

I said that for my birthday, I would like a t**.... I've never had one before, and I would feel like less of a creep if she organized it.
She was surprisingly on-board. She said that she had a friend from college who would probably be up for it.
But I think I ruined the night when I asked her who she had in mind for the third person.

Have you seen United Airline's on-board menu?

I heard their Chinese take-out was especially famous.

I really like the concept of train tickets.

It's an idea I could get onboard with.

An FBI statistician gave me some advice

I asked him, "I'm flying next week. Do you have any tips on how to lower my chances of being blown up by a bomb smuggled onboard by a t**...?"
He chewed that one over for a while, then answered "Yes. Smuggle a bomb onboard yourself. I've never seen a case where two separate bombs were on the same plane, so the odds of a t**... smuggling a second bomb onboard are very low."

United Air hostess: Is there a doctor on-board ??

Passengers : There was.

It's bad enough for someone to ask if there's a doctor onboard a plane.

Imagine how it feels when someone's asking if there's a pilot on board.

Why is it a bad idea to let dogs onboard the ISS?

Because they would keep barking at the vacuum in space

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