Onboard Jokes
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My kid was boarding the wrong flight when he asked me, "What's another name for onboard luggage?"
I said, "Carry-on, my wayward son."
The true reason that the Titanic sank...
The combined weight of all the time travelers that suddenly appeared onboard.
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This year my wife was struggling for ideas on what to get me for my birthday.
I said that for my birthday, I would like a t**.... I've never had one before, and I would feel like less of a creep if she organized it.
She was surprisingly on-board. She said that she had a friend from college who would probably be up for it.
But I think I ruined the night when I asked her who she had in mind for the third person.
Have you seen United Airline's on-board menu?
I heard their Chinese take-out was especially famous.
I really like the concept of train tickets.
It's an idea I could get onboard with.
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An FBI statistician gave me some advice
I asked him, "I'm flying next week. Do you have any tips on how to lower my chances of being blown up by a bomb smuggled onboard by a t**...?"
He chewed that one over for a while, then answered "Yes. Smuggle a bomb onboard yourself. I've never seen a case where two separate bombs were on the same plane, so the odds of a t**... smuggling a second bomb onboard are very low."
United Air hostess: Is there a doctor on-board ??
Passengers : There was.
It's bad enough for someone to ask if there's a doctor onboard a plane.
Imagine how it feels when someone's asking if there's a pilot on board.
Why is it a bad idea to let dogs onboard the ISS?
Because they would keep barking at the vacuum in space
I asked my boss for a raise, and he said Ha! When pigs fly!
I hope the airport security doesn't notice I smuggled a pig onboard...
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