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On A Scale From 1 To 10 Jokes

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  1. - In a scale 1 to 10, how much do you like to argue? \- Would it be possible to make the scale from 1 to 20?
    \- No
    \- Why not?!
  2. Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor? Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."
    Patient: "Hahaha"
    Doctor: "Hahahaha"
    Patient: "Haha"
    Doctor: "You have a month to live."
  3. Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?" "I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."
  4. On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter? 9 3/4
    *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
  5. Before I rush off to the bathroom to pee, I just wanted to tell you what a good friend you are to me. On a scale from 1 to 10...
    *urinate*
  6. So, a female friend asked me for my honest, unbiased opinion of her... ...on a scale from 1 to 10. I looked her up and down and said, quickly, "You're an eight." I think she peed a little.
  7. If I had to decide how much I love you on a scale from 1 to 10... ...I'd say a German nein.
    -Courtesy of my boyfriend-
  8. On a scale of 1 to ∞, the number 10 billion is approximately 12 times larger than the number 382.
  9. Actual exchange the morning of my wedding yesterday: Photographer (to bride): scale of 1 to 10, what's your stress level at?
    Bride: 8
    Groom (me): WOOHOO SINGLE DIGITS
  10. A Roman asked his friend about his new girlfriend Roman: "On a scale of 1-10, how hot is she?"
    Friend: "10 for sure, why?"
    Roman: "Well, your 10 is my X"

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On A Scale From 1 To 10 One Liners

Which on a scale from 1 to 10 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with on a scale from 1 to 10? I can suggest the ones about 10 ten and top ten.

  1. I recently watched a pirated film. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 3.14.
  2. On a scale of 1 to 10 How old is your girlfriend?
  3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I? 9 3/4
  4. Pickup Line! on a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
  5. On a scale of 1 to 10… How would you rate binary code?
  6. On a scale from 1 to 10 on how bad you need to use the restroom... I'd say urinate.
  7. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to be rebellious? 11
  8. On a scale from 1 to 10 I'm actually pretty underweight
  9. On a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that waxing guy at the spa? Like, a Brazilian!
  10. On a scale from 1 to 10, how German are you? Nein.
  11. On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate Hogwarts? 9 and 3 quarters
  12. On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?
  13. On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is your girl I give her a 10 because she's 10
  14. The Patriots are still number 1 on a scale of 1 to 10.
  15. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 9¾, kidding, I meant Emma Watson.

Uplifting On A Scale From 1 To 10 Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about on a scale from 1 to 10 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean number 9 jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make on a scale from 1 to 10 pranks.

I asked my wife on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate yourself? And in a sassy tone, she said 11 .

I told her Must be a pH scale cause you're basic as h**....

On the Racist Scale from 1 to 10

h**... was ranked as a nein

Beautiful Russian Girl

My friend Dave just met this tall beautiful Russian girl and now they are getting married. We all knew her from college except for Dave. She looks like one of those models from a beauty pageant.
To give you an idea of her beauty, On a scale from 1 to 10 , she got a 12 inches surpise for him.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how confused are you?

"On a scale from 1 to 10, how confused are you?"

"17"

"10 is already the highest".

"The highest of what?"

"The scale"


"Which scale?"

"How confused you are!"

"Oh right, 17."

My German Girlfriend Likes to Rate How Good I Am In Bed on a Scale of 1 to 10

I must be pretty good, because everytime we have s**..., she keeps screaming "9! 9! 9!"

I like to pick up girls at gas station convenience stores.

Why? Simple math.
Everyone knows the Hotness scale of 0-10. However, not many know the amount of people at each level.
Assuming 7.4 Billion people there are:
~5 billion 5's
~1 billion 6's
~100 million 7's
~9 million 8's
~220 thousand 9's
~2 thousand 10's.
Now the scale is weighted upwards. So 6's are all people between 6 and 6.99999, 7's are people between 7 and 7.9999 etc.
However, this means that 10's are actually 10's and up.
So the eternal question, are there 11's?
Yes, there are 11's and that's why I hang out at convenience stores for you see,
There are exactly 7-11's.

How do you pick up a girl that has a pee f**...?

On a scale of 1 to 10, urinate.

Q: On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet?

A: Yes

On a scale from 1 to 10...

What is the age of j**... Sandusky's boyfriend?

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