omniscient Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious omniscient puns

So I says to God I says, "How you so omniscient?" And God says:

"I know right?"

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Bait and switch comparison

Whats the difference between The Lord of the Rings and the Bible? One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits.

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Whats the difference between The Lland the Bible? .

One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits

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I'm a nescient omniscient.

I don't know everything.

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People call me omniscient

Because that's my name...

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An impressed man and his friend.

Man: "'Wow, you're omniscient!"
Friend: "What does that mean?"
Man: "Nevermind."

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I'm omniscient?

I didn't know that

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